the bar sucks, its for fags

[gilaet]

The local Chicago news channel interviewed Jim McMahon. The reporter asked him if the Bears could make it to the Super Bowl next year.

He answered, "Yeah. Sure, they can make it. And monkeys could fly outta my ass."

I love that fuckin guy.

[Johnny B]

The local Chicago news channel interviewed Jim McMahon. The reporter asked him if the Bears could make it to the Super Bowl next year.

He answered, "Yeah. Sure, they can make it. And monkeys could fly outta my ass."

I love that fuckin guy.

i might buy a new pen soon.

but it won't be one of yours.

sorry.

i like vintage,

[Johnny B]

looking for something wooden or brass or with gold trim

[eliasbboy]

i might buy a new pen soon.

but it won't be one of yours.

sorry.

i like vintage,

You just made the list.

[eliasbboy]

looking for something wooden or brass or with gold trim

I was going to make a new football one tonight but I'm currently sitting in my fucking truck waiting for the snowfall the reach 2 inches.

Thank god for Netflix and Hulu on the iPhone.

I made a couple pens for Christmas presents that were segmented and I used brass washers to seperate the sections.

[Johnny B]

I was going to make a new football one tonight but I'm currently sitting in my fucking truck waiting for the snowfall the reach 2 inches.

Thank god for Netflix and Hulu on the iPhone.

I made a couple pens for Christmas presents that were segmented and I used brass washers to seperate the sections.

Could you make me a pen shaped like a penis? doubles as a writing utensil and anal sex toy?

I'd buy 3.

[gilaet]

Sitting in a truck thinking about pens.

[eliasbboy]

Could you make me a pen shaped like a penis? doubles as a writing utensil and anal sex toy?

I'd buy 3.

Depends. Do you mind if they're "slightly" used?

[Johnny B]

Depends. Do you mind if they're "slightly" used?

i do.

seriously i only mock the gays and homos because i'm insecure with my own sexuality.

[gilaet]

This is some thread.

[Slippy]

fill me with shits!

You're going to fit right in!

[eliasbboy]

I just drove past the Richard Speck murders location. True story.

[Johnny B]

i take it back..

the bar is cool. i was too scared to ever post here thinking you guys are all fucking cunts.

but the ladder appears to be true.

[wicked smaaaht]

I just drove past the Richard Speck murders location. True story.

Why area you just driving around at 4am? You and the wife get into a fight?

[Slippy]

i take it back..

the bar is cool. i was too scared to ever post here thinking you guys are all fucking cunts.

but the ladder appears to be true.

There's a ladder?

Nobody tells me anything. I'm pretty sure it's cause I'm Canadian.

[eliasbboy]

i take it back..

the bar is cool. i was too scared to ever post here thinking you guys are all fucking cunts.

but the ladder appears to be true.

I hate lying ladders.

[Johnny B]

There's a ladder?

Nobody tells me anything. I'm pretty sure it's cause I'm Canadian.

you're canadain?

find the ladder, sting up a rope and hang yourself.

[gilaet]

I'm not gonna trust the guy with a broken stove with the ladder.

[eliasbboy]

There's a ladder?

Nobody tells me anything. I'm pretty sure it's cause I'm Canadian.

No ladder for you. We installed a special firemans pole on hopes you'll pole dance.

[wicked smaaaht]

There's a ladder?

Nobody tells me anything. I'm pretty sure it's cause I'm Canadian.