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  1. 02-03-2013, 08:41 PM #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    The average person doesn't even know their vacuum is belt driven.
    the average person doesn't give a shit
    he just buys a new one..




    at Costco
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  2. 02-03-2013, 08:42 PM #22
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    The average person doesn't even know their vacuum is belt driven.
    no one cares though. that's like saying the average person doesn't know how many cows are in wisconsin. it just doesn't matter in real life.

    Quote Originally Posted by Gitfiddle View Post
    I have a Dyson. I think it's powered by some kind of advanced alien technology.
    dyson's is the shit. mine have actually improved my life.
    you just don't turn it off.
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  3. 02-03-2013, 08:42 PM #23
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    the average person doesn't give a shit
    he just buys a new one..




    at Costco
    there's nothing a vacuum cleaner salesman can tell you that you can't read on the outside of the box.
    you just don't turn it off.
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  4. 02-03-2013, 08:44 PM #24
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  5. 02-03-2013, 08:47 PM #25
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    My mom bought an Electrolux from a door to door salesman years ago... If the store goes belly up could be a good industry to get into considering your expertise and winning personality.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    there's nothing a vacuum cleaner salesman can tell you that you can't read on the outside of the box.
    Can I demonstrate these attachments for you, m'aam?
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  7. 02-03-2013, 08:48 PM #27
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty South View Post
    My mom bought an Electrolux from a door to door salesman years ago... If the store goes belly up could be a good industry to get into considering your expertise and winning personality.
    you just don't turn it off.
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  8. 02-03-2013, 08:52 PM #28
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    The average person doesn't even know their vacuum is belt driven.
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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  9. 02-03-2013, 09:01 PM #29
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    Haters unite!
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  10. 02-04-2013, 08:32 AM #30
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    that's because they've finally found something that can do the job of a vacuum cleaner salesman but for less money: putting it on a shelf.

    Lulz.....is this today's hang out thread?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Negative rep.


    How come your one middle finger is longer and shaped differently than your other middle finger?
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    Schmoopy should wear a suit when he's at the shop, so people know what serious business vacuum selling is. The pink polo shirts don't show me that you're a master at your craft. A sharp suit would have me buying a sweeper off of you in no time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty South View Post
    My mom bought an Electrolux from a door to door salesman years ago... If the store goes belly up could be a good industry to get into considering your expertise and winning personality.
    those dudes pulled mad tail back in the day.....
    John 3:16
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  16. 02-04-2013, 04:06 PM #36
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    Gus would wreck an Oreck in about 10 seconds.
    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    kate upton is perfect!
    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    No she isn't. Her lower body's very strange looking/lacks shape and she has the personality of a corpse.
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  17. 02-04-2013, 04:19 PM #37
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    I got this last year and it's worth every fucking penny! Turn it on and do other shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i used to hate schmoopy but then just the other day i thought that i should like him because he's a human being, so i started to like him.
    he's a good cat
    "don't give up until you drink from the silver cup"
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  19. 02-04-2013, 04:36 PM #39
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    Quote Originally Posted by beatlejews View Post
    he's a good cat
    Just as long as he doesn't work for you. I have a couple friends like that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mack View Post
    Gus would wreck an Oreck in about 10 seconds.


    Your faggot pit bull's no match for an Oreck, warrior!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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