ITT: superior race of left handed brahs/bras unite!! (srs) (top 10%) (southpaw FTW)

**Satori Brah** · 02-03-2013, 06:38 AM

Originally Posted by Chwizas Girl

Lefty - write, throw

Righty - eat, bowl, wipe, play guitar, golf, tennis

doesn't count...sorry

**Satori Brah** · 02-03-2013, 06:40 AM

Originally Posted by The Gas Face

superior

same joke, huh?

**sstressed** · 02-03-2013, 06:41 AM

when i was a kid, the teacher would take a ruler and wack the hand of the lefties, to make them print with their right hand.

i'm mostly right handed but i bat and golf left.

i think those teachers might have fucked up my brain.

**Slippy** · 02-03-2013, 06:42 AM

Originally Posted by Satori Brah

he will be a pussy magnet. srs

This is a given, despite which hand he uses. He's 5'7 at 12 years old, with his mom's curls and blue eyes that could melt through any woman's....heart.

Originally Posted by Vyb

I have a sister like that. Our mother forced her to use her right hand, through a battle of sheer will. I think it may be part of the reason why that sister is so fucked up.

I didn't try to "force" him, just encourage him. He even broke his left elbow rock climbing while he was still using both hands, and we had to go through extensive therapy to get his extension back after 8 weeks in a cast - but he still veered left.

**The Gas Face** · 02-03-2013, 06:44 AM

Originally Posted by Satori Brah

same joke, huh?

I just woke up. It takes a while before the whit kicks in.

**Satori Brah** · 02-03-2013, 06:48 AM

Originally Posted by The Gas Face

I just woke up. It takes a while before the whit kicks in.

**The Gas Face** · 02-03-2013, 06:49 AM

Originally Posted by Satori Brah

I jerk of righty

**Satori Brah** · 02-03-2013, 06:50 AM

Originally Posted by The Gas Face

I jerk of righty

**The Gas Face** · 02-03-2013, 06:51 AM

**Chwizas Girl** · 02-03-2013, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by Satori Brah

Now I'm in the mood for some cotton candy.

**Slippy** · 02-03-2013, 06:51 AM

Originally Posted by The Gas Face

I jerk of righty

f

- there you go, I think you dropped that

**The Gas Face** · 02-03-2013, 06:52 AM

Originally Posted by Satori Brah

**The Gas Face** · 02-03-2013, 06:53 AM

Originally Posted by Slippy

f

- there you go, I think you dropped that

i was too busy jerking

**Billy** · 02-03-2013, 06:59 AM

Left handed people on average die 10 years younger than right handed people.

**Lemmy** · 02-03-2013, 07:06 AM

Call me when you can use a regular pair of scissors.

**RH Goatcabin** · 02-03-2013, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by Skyway

I'm left handed. The only things I do right handed are play guitar and bat. Maybe that's why I'm a shitty guitar and baseball player.

Only lefties can see the picture.

^ This. The only things I do right handed are play guitar and golf. Everything else left.

**ilovebacon** · 02-03-2013, 07:18 AM

Originally Posted by Billy

Left handed people on average die 10 years younger than right handed people.

that's because everything's made for righties

<----- Lefty and proud

**RH Goatcabin** · 02-03-2013, 07:19 AM

Originally Posted by Lemmy

Call me when you can use a regular pair of scissors.

I'm trying to find scissors that are just for lefties. The ones they have out today that are supposed to work for lefties
and righties don't work for lefties very well. In fact they suck. They were everywhere when I was growing up, now they
are nearly impossible to find.