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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    Who are you talking dirty to this morning?
    My wife, I am flirting with her this morning because I am in a good mood.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kbill View Post
    Good morning!

    I read we are the most boringest posters at dawgs, with all our greetings and cawfee and fighting and shit


    so we are boring - who cares :giggle :

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    We could use a man like you. You sound like somebody who can think on his feet.
    Good eye, good eye




    Morning you boring, creamy fuckers

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    Quote Originally Posted by This Fucker View Post
    My wife, I am flirting with her this morning because I am in a good mood.
    Stick it in her tuckus

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    EC: "Oh MrWarmth that looks tasty. Please give me the recipe"

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kbill View Post
    Good morning!

    I read we are the most boringest posters at dawgs, with all our greetings and cawfee and fighting and shit
    I have been called WAY fuckin' worse than that, here. WAY worse!
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Are we more boring than those pisspants who make similar thread one after the other?

    I Just Ate Some Cheese

    I Just Ate Some Sneeze



    I Just Ate Some Sleeze



    ad nauseum. YOU get the picture. Shut up
    I yam hip, who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.

    But remember I'm simple so at first I was GRRRRR


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    Quote Originally Posted by jonpow View Post
    Stick it in her tuckus
    I read that in Scrooge McDuck's voice
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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    I have been called WAY fuckin' worse than that, here. WAY worse!
    Like what? Whore? Cunt?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Like what? Whore? Cunt?
    pffffffffffttttttt......... I consider those terms of endearment, at this point
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
    Quote Originally Posted by Sweaty Grapes View Post
    I love you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kbill View Post
    I yam hip, who gives a shit, who gives a fuck.

    But remember I'm simple so at first I was GRRRRR

    Looks like we will both be nursing dogs next week. Sarah is getting spayed next Friday. All the best for Duke, hope that he heals up quick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    pffffffffffttttttt......... I consider those terms of endearment, at this point
    That's pillow talk.

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    good morning

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    Jonpow is that duck wearing sandals?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    good morning


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    Quote Originally Posted by flathead View Post
    I read that and thought about some of the dumb shit post & threads those tards put up and didn't think anymore about it.
    Yea but I bet no other thread has Joey Heatherton as a pin-up girl, so there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Slippy View Post
    pffffffffffttttttt......... I consider those terms of endearment, at this point
    Slut? Four-Eyes? Cheapskate?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 2kbill View Post
    Jonpow is that duck wearing sandals?
    What do I look like a fuckin weirdo

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    Lardass? Did they call you Lardass?
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    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    good morning
    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Selfestitle

    You are one cool motha fucker Slip
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    I love you.

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