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  1. 02-02-2013, 10:31 PM #61
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    you eat more beans than I do, fat boy
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  3. 02-02-2013, 10:32 PM #63
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Holy fuck I've been slamming beer and eating garlic chicken and french fries

    This gonna be bad
    I drinking vadka right now and eating a shit load of this with tortita chips


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  4. 02-02-2013, 10:32 PM #64
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    Explaining the Super Bowl should be amusing tomorrow.
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    When she gets there just rip her clothes off and lick her puss. Then kiss her so she'll think its her snatch and you're such a great guy for giving her oral even tho she smells like someone shoved a clove of garlic up there.
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  6. 02-02-2013, 10:34 PM #66
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    fuckin love tortita chips
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    Quote Originally Posted by gilaet View Post
    fuckin love tortita chips
    and vadka?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    i still wanna bang Chrizas sister
    Me too. After garlic wings.
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  9. 02-02-2013, 10:43 PM #69
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    parsley gets rid of garlic breath
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  10. 02-02-2013, 10:45 PM #70
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    jerkoff nd go to be instead
    The fuck is this? Wheel of Fortune?
    Preservation through destruction.
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  11. 02-02-2013, 10:48 PM #71
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    Quote Originally Posted by AciD View Post
    parsley gets rid of garlic breath

    what are the odds of Chriza having parsley?
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  12. 02-02-2013, 10:50 PM #72
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    Quote Originally Posted by JumboWop View Post
    what are the odds of Chriza having parsley?
    I thought about that after I hit the 'post reply' button.
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  13. 02-02-2013, 10:50 PM #73
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    Quote Originally Posted by JumboWop View Post
    what are the odds of Chriza having parsley?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    My breath is good now and I just pulled my hood up so I look gangsta

    She will be dripping before the door is closed
    Put your hoid down, it's not cold in your apartment. She will laugh
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    my phone is draining way to fucking fast wtf!!??
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  16. 02-02-2013, 10:57 PM #76
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    my phone is draining way to fucking fast wtf!!??
    How many apps are you running?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I know how you feel man. TThere was one night I was not expecting to hook up and this on the fence guy wanted my ass bad but I had chipotle so I could not do anal. SUcked.
    Chipotle needs to include that disclaimer on their menu before you order.
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  18. 02-02-2013, 10:57 PM #78
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    my phone is draining way to fucking fast wtf!!??
    Never turn bluetooth or GPS on unless you're using them, both battery killers, esp GPS.
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    i hope her pussy stinks


    300 pound women usually do have that problem....So, not to wory
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    Quote Originally Posted by redshirt View Post
    Never turn bluetooth or GPS on unless you're using them, both battery killers, esp GPS.
    my sister was telling me that. What wastes the battery more using 3 g or wifi?
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