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  1. 02-02-2013, 10:02 PM #1
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    Christ fuckin sakes

    So I had a lunch date earlier, and it went well

    Then she came back to my place and we watched a movie

    Then she had to leave cuz of a family party thingy

    So I decided well fuck it, I'm alone tonight, I'mma watch the Blazer game and eat some food

    So I ordered a metric fuckton of Spicy Garlic wings from Buffalo Wild Wings

    I get home and eat them all and now I'm covered in sauce, I'm fat as fuck, and my breath smells like a dragon's ass

    Now she's texting me telling me she wants to come back over

    Fuck
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    So I had a lunch date earlier, and it went well

    Then she came back to my place and we watched a movie

    Then she had to leave cuz of a family party thingy

    So I decided well fuck it, I'm alone tonight, I'mma watch the Blazer game and eat some food

    So I ordered a metric fuckton of Spicy Garlic wings from Buffalo Wild Wings

    I get home and eat them all and now I'm covered in sauce, I'm fat as fuck, and my breath smells like a dragon's ass

    Now she's texting me telling me she wants to come back over

    Fuck
    Just fuck her up the ass anyway
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.
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  3. 02-02-2013, 10:05 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Just fuck her up the ass anyway
    God damn it Dawg my belly is so full of chicken right now and my breath smells like Sasquatch's nuts
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    So I had a lunch date earlier, and it went well

    Then she came back to my place and we watched a movie

    Then she had to leave cuz of a family party thingy

    So I decided well fuck it, I'm alone tonight, I'mma watch the Blazer game and eat some food

    So I ordered a metric fuckton of Spicy Garlic wings from Buffalo Wild Wings

    I get home and eat them all and now I'm covered in sauce, I'm fat as fuck, and my breath smells like a dragon's ass

    Now she's texting me telling me she wants to come back over

    Fuck
    fat fuck
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  6. 02-02-2013, 10:05 PM #6
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  7. 02-02-2013, 10:05 PM #7
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    Baby wipes and mouth wash nigga. With some Mentadent toof picks and toof paste
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  8. 02-02-2013, 10:06 PM #8
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    jerkoff nd go to be instead
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Just fuck her up the ass anyway
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  10. 02-02-2013, 10:06 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Blizz View Post
    Baby wipes and mouth wash nigga. With some Dentament toof picks
    There's no toothbrush in the world than can reach this stank

    I ate the Spicy Garlic wings

    My eyes water every time I breathe
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  11. 02-02-2013, 10:06 PM #11
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    people want to know why youre not in the crossbar
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  12. 02-02-2013, 10:06 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    jerkoff nd go to be instead
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  14. 02-02-2013, 10:07 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    just go.
    Go where? She's coming here
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    people want to know why youre not in the crossbar
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    LOL I told her to pick up more beer

    That's my bitch
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    i hope her pussy stinks
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    God damn it Dawg my belly is so full of chicken right now and my breath smells like Sasquatch's nuts
    Just let her squash your cock and balls with a pair of heels. We know that's what you like
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    There's no toothbrush in the world than can reach this stank

    I ate the Spicy Garlic wings

    My eyes water every time I breathe
    When she rings the bell just yank her in then yank down her panties fuck her throw her out. simple
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  20. 02-02-2013, 10:08 PM #20
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    does she know you have a childs cock
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