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    Godzilla is the big Russian Tortoise.


    Hershey is the brown box turtle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    How does Schmoopy know you shaved your head?
    WTF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    Godzilla is the big Russian Tortoise.


    Hershey is the brown box turtle.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    WTF?
    Failed joke

    Sorry.
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    A reptile with a head shaped like a penis is eating a fruit that's shaped like a head of a penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    Failed joke

    Sorry.

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    ohhhh dawg was making a joke?

    i thought he was drunk and read schmoopys post wrong
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    That's probably what Fred sounds like when he has sex.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    ohhhh dawg was making a joke?

    i thought he was drunk and read schmoopys post wrong
    I never was good at cracking jokes
    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    I never was good at cracking jokes

    youre still the man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    A reptile with a head shaped like a penis is eating a fruit that's shaped like a head of a penis.

    that's what you saw?

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    ok schmoopy. be proud.

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    dawg,who did you talk to last night?
    give us a list please and what were your impressions of said talkers?

    maybe i should start a new thread for that

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    It was Low on his evening commute....
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    It's the millennium. It's OK to hate the niggers again
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    Hitler was a liberal; National Socialist Party

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    Who's Jack Perkins?
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    http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs10/i/2006/120/3/f/jj_hearts_pink_floyd_by_Jessica_Necromancer.gif

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    I hate to hear of Turtle murder because, of course,

    I like turtles.

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    loving Mari
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    it was Mari, she accidentally drowned her turtle. what the fuck are you all talking about?
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    I'm a virgin.

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