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    A Turtle Murderer Walks Amongst Us

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    I'm a virgin.

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    Stop Hitting Alert Gary!

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    the turtle had it coming

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    Turtles be fucked up, yo.


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    a turtle in canada in february ?

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    i have 6 turtles. some are 30-40 years old.


    they're out in my yard hibernating.

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    Nerdbomb killed a snake.

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    So, Dave is cannibal. that's bigger scarier news IMO
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    i have 6 turtles. some are 30-40 years old.


    they're out in my yard hibernating.
    they are stealing your guns

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    So, Dave is cannibal. that's bigger scarier news IMO
    we having phone sex again tonight?

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    i have 6 turtles. some are 30-40 years old.


    they're out in my yard hibernating.
    So, you got the older ones in your 40's.

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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    we having phone sex again tonight?
    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    E-Legend

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    So, you got the older ones in your 40's.

    tell a depends joke like Dawg.

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    Shiv saved this thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by freds View Post
    tell a depends joke like Dawg.
    That depends if he wants me to or not.

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    Shiv saved this thread.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    How does Schmoopy know you shaved your head?
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    dawg always said don't play troll in the house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post
    How does Schmoopy know you shaved your head?

    E-Legend

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