Originally Posted by HAL I'm a virgin.
First
Stop Hitting Alert Gary!
the turtle had it coming
Turtles be fucked up, yo.
a turtle in canada in february ?
i have 6 turtles. some are 30-40 years old. they're out in my yard hibernating.
Nerdbomb killed a snake.
So, Dave is cannibal. that's bigger scarier news IMO
Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem dawg always said don't play troll in the house.
Originally Posted by freds i have 6 turtles. some are 30-40 years old. they're out in my yard hibernating. they are stealing your guns
Originally Posted by Dawg So, Dave is cannibal. that's bigger scarier news IMO we having phone sex again tonight?
Originally Posted by freds i have 6 turtles. some are 30-40 years old. they're out in my yard hibernating. So, you got the older ones in your 40's.
Originally Posted by face palm we having phone sex again tonight?
E-Legend
Originally Posted by Schmoopy So, you got the older ones in your 40's. tell a depends joke like Dawg.
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Originally Posted by freds tell a depends joke like Dawg. That depends if he wants me to or not.
Originally Posted by Schmoopy Shiv saved this thread.
Originally Posted by Shivettez How does Schmoopy know you shaved your head?
Originally Posted by Dawg How does Schmoopy know you shaved your head?
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