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  1. 02-02-2013, 05:14 PM #41
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Twice, the same girl. She would always pull that shit when we would break-up. She was supposedly pregnant the last time we broke-up and had an abortion. She was probably lying though.
    This never happend
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  2. 02-02-2013, 05:15 PM #42
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    Quote Originally Posted by face palm View Post
    messicans
    she was a white girl with a peach fuzz bush.
    you just don't turn it off.
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  3. 02-02-2013, 05:15 PM #43
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    Quote Originally Posted by newcastlefan View Post
    guy on my team in Dublin sends me email after his wife delivers "You can call me any time, any night, since i have no life anymore"
    You must be in the least funny industry in the world.
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  4. 02-02-2013, 05:16 PM #44
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    she was a white girl with a peach fuzz bush.
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  5. 02-02-2013, 05:17 PM #45
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shean5150 View Post
    No stupid
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.
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  6. 02-02-2013, 05:18 PM #46
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    OK
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  7. 02-02-2013, 05:20 PM #47
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    You must be in the least funny industry in the world.
    its called "finance". we're not known for our humor.
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
    The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.
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  8. 02-02-2013, 05:22 PM #48
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob barker View Post
    This never happend
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    dough you fucking suck and dawg hates your guts
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  9. 02-02-2013, 05:37 PM #49
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    Girls who lie about getting pregnant are the worst.
    What a low down shitty thing to do.
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  10. 02-02-2013, 05:41 PM #50
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    Does it count if she ends the conversation with don' worry it's not yours?
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  11. 02-02-2013, 05:46 PM #51
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    Quote Originally Posted by doughhead63 View Post
    "You quit bumping them gums woman and get back in the kitchen"

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  12. 02-02-2013, 05:59 PM #52
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    Yeah. I think it was fake.

    I think there was a fake miscarriage, too.
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  13. 02-02-2013, 07:13 PM #53
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    Part I - Yes
    Part II - Prolly get married, eventually. Time to get all responsible & shit.
    Good luck man. Enjoy the horny trimester. It may the the last joy of your life.
    Wife is a Whore is the Creepiest/Horniest guy here. Carry on. -Porn Stache
    I'd tell you to try being nicer, but then everybody would just think somebody else hacked your account. -Slippy
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  14. 02-02-2013, 07:56 PM #54
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    No, it luckily never happened to me.

    It would fuck me up badly if it would happen any time soon. I ain't ready for a kid and I know it.

    I may want to get into having kids when I:

    • Have done all the wild shit I still want to do (I still have a long way to go on that one)
    • I can provide a financially stable and healthy environment
    • Am 100% sure I've found the woman that I will love till the day I die


    So yeah, if it's gonna happen, I'll probably be in my mid-30's.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".
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  15. 02-02-2013, 07:59 PM #55
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    yes...a few times

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  16. 02-02-2013, 08:01 PM #56
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    Not that I...know of.
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  17. 02-02-2013, 08:15 PM #57
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    Why the fuck do so many women lie about this? I thought I had an isolated incident with a batshit crazy broad.

    Apparently this is very common.

    I will never understand women.
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  18. 02-02-2013, 09:50 PM #58
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    Quote Originally Posted by FatKidSullivan View Post
    Why the fuck do so many women lie about this? I thought I had an isolated incident with a batshit crazy broad.

    Apparently this is very common.

    I will never understand women.
    bitchez b crazy.
    you just don't turn it off.
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  19. 02-02-2013, 09:52 PM #59
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    i did once in high school. i said back to her "you don't want me to marry you, do you?"
    Nope, had a wife do it twice those, it's worse than a gf doing it
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  20. 02-02-2013, 09:59 PM #60
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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    bitchez b crazy.
    Help me learn to understand the female mind, Dink. I think you're my only hope.
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