you ever have a girlfriend tell you she's pregnant?

**Gomez** · 02-02-2013, 04:51 PM

didn't click

**Yosemite Sam** · 02-02-2013, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by gilaet

Let's talk about it at the top of this flight of stairs.

make sure the lights are off as well.

**Schmoopy** · 02-02-2013, 04:53 PM

I hope he's gayer than Jeton then!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Schmoopy** · 02-02-2013, 04:54 PM

Or butchier than Janet Napolitano!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**Yosemite Sam** · 02-02-2013, 04:54 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

Twice, the same girl. She would always pull that shit when we would break-up. She was supposedly pregnant the last time we broke-up and had an abortion. She was probably lying though.

You are full of shit. This never happened.

**Gomez** · 02-02-2013, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Yosemite Sam

You are full of shit. This never happened.

+2

**Yosemite Sam** · 02-02-2013, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero

+2

congrats bro, being a Dad is awesome.

**newcastlefan** · 02-02-2013, 04:58 PM

once, about 30 years ago in Canada. she said it's either mine or the Nazi pig she met at the bar. I responded " you can't tell the difference between a Nazi and me in the dark? so what is this Nazi's name?" she replied "Ricardo" and i replied "I think you should plan to name the kid after him". I guess she did.

and know you know how Fucko got his joo-genes

**Gomez** · 02-02-2013, 05:00 PM

Originally Posted by Yosemite Sam

congrats bro, being a Dad is awesome.

thanks, man

I plan on losing lots of sleep

**GHP** · 02-02-2013, 05:02 PM

Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero

thanks, man

I plan on losing lots of sleep

Oh yeah the worm has turned for you bro

**Vyb** · 02-02-2013, 05:03 PM

Yes.

I said, "Well, what are you gonna name it?"

**doughhead63** · 02-02-2013, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero

thanks, man

I plan on losing lots of sleep

Don't worry, that only lasts about 20 years

Seriously, congrats...

**Shean5150** · 02-02-2013, 05:06 PM

I had 2 tell me that but I didn't fuck either of them

True story

**GHP** · 02-02-2013, 05:07 PM

Originally Posted by Shean5150

I had 2 tell me that but I didn't fuck either of them

True story

Didn't you marry the 1st one

**dinkus mayhem** · 02-02-2013, 05:07 PM

the chick who told me she was pregnant was lying. we got into a fight one night and then the next day she was like "i'm pregnant." it was such bullshit an i knew it. hoar.

**face palm** · 02-02-2013, 05:09 PM

Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem

the chick who told me she was pregnant was lying. we got into a fight one night and then the next day she was like "i'm pregnant." it was such bullshit an i knew it. hoar.

messicans