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  1. 02-02-2013, 04:35 PM #1
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    you ever have a girlfriend tell you she's pregnant?

    i did once in high school. i said back to her "you don't want me to marry you, do you?"
    you just don't turn it off.
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    yes, happened to me 2 mos. ago
    she's 14 weeks preggers
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    Let's talk about it at the top of this flight of stairs.
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  4. 02-02-2013, 04:37 PM #4
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    Twice. Both times they told me after I broke up with them. Both times they were lying.
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    I had a girl tell say she was "preg".


    I punched her in the gut before she could finish saying "pregnant".
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  6. 02-02-2013, 04:37 PM #6
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    Twice, the same girl. She would always pull that shit when we would break-up. She was supposedly pregnant the last time we broke-up and had an abortion. She was probably lying though.
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  8. 02-02-2013, 04:38 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    Twice. Both times they told me after I broke up with them. Both times they were lying.
    THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    yes, happened to me 2 mos. ago
    she's 14 weeks preggers
    I was trying to remember who said that

    So she's going to have it? What are you gonna do?
    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
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  10. 02-02-2013, 04:40 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    THIEF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Yours was one girl twice. Mine was different girls. Mine was factual. Yours was fictional.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmoopy View Post
    Twice, the same girl. She would always pull that shit when we would break-up. She was supposedly pregnant the last time we broke-up and had an abortion. She was probably lying though.
    there is no way you could possibly impregnate, much less copulate with, a female. I just don't see it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    yes, happened to me 2 mos. ago
    she's 14 weeks preggers
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  14. 02-02-2013, 04:41 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    there is no way you could possibly impregnate, much less copulate with, a female. I just don't see it.
    stop imagining schmoopy having sex
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    The fake beaner's gonna be a father.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    I was trying to remember who said that

    So she's going to have it? What are you gonna do?
    Part I - Yes
    Part II - Prolly get married, eventually. Time to get all responsible & shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    Part I - Yes
    Part II - Prolly get married, eventually. Time to get all responsible & shit.
    go all Lever and pretend you are mental
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    Part I - Yes
    Part II - Prolly get married, eventually. Time to get all responsible & shit.
    Well then

    What Would Lawrence McGuire Do?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gomez El Fartknockero View Post
    Part I - Yes
    Part II - Prolly get married, eventually. Time to get all responsible & shit.
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