tarot readings

[vaginapoosie]

i'm looking to find different people to practice tarot readings on. most of you are rather brutally honest, and that's why i'm posting because i'm looking for honest feedback. so if you want a reading post your question below OR pm me your q. if my inbox if full, keep trying. i don't need your name or birthdate or anything like that. but at least let me know your gender and, if you have a relationship question, at least let me know if you are currently with someone and your sexual orientation. people seem to get offended when you don't get their gender right. the more specific the question, the better the reading (usually). if you say "general reading" expect a general answer. i'm usually good with timing questions and predictive questions.

p.s. this is my preemptive smiley to those who are just gonna use this thread to post pictures of miss cleo and shit:



thanks.

[HAL]

wanna join Team HAL?

[Boss Ono]

I got every card from the Ryder Wait deck all scanned and ready. I have several decks actually.

[acagirl98]

female, straight, married.



Will my husband do any cleaning at all while I'm away or am I expecting too much?

[Kanye West]

Who the fuck is this faggot?

[gilaet]

wanna join Team HAL?

[acagirl98]

actually, here's one. Will the couple we showed the house to today make an offer?

[HAL]

wtf

[Boss Ono]

What deck is that? Is the ace of cups supposed to be superior to the ace of wands in the minor arcana of that deck? Why does he have his back to the precipice like the fool in the Major arcana. I don't think that artist gets the concept of the tarot.

[acagirl98]

actually, here's one. Will the couple we showed the house to today make an offer?

VP, c'mon!! What other details do you need for this reading??

[vaginapoosie]

female, straight, married.



Will my husband do any cleaning at all while I'm away or am I expecting too much?

this is your real question? okay, well, here's the answer:

7 of swords
hermit

were you really asking a serious question? because the 7 swords is a sneaky/dishonest card, which made me think you were not being honest. anyway, i'll answer it in reference to your question. i don't think your husband is going to clean while you are away. as a matter of fact, i'll pull another card to check:

2 of swords reversed
3 of pentacles

i still see a theme of lies and deception here. which is why i ask again: are you being totally honest with me and your question? otherwise, i hate to say it, but you should like get a nannycam and shit on your husband while you're away. he's up to no good. i think him cleaning will be the least of your worries....

actually, here's one. Will the couple we showed the house to today make an offer?

strength
6 of pentacles reversed
the high priestess reversed

i think you already know the answer to this one. they don't have the money you are expecting for the house and were probably there just out of curiosity more so than truly wanting to see if it was the home for them. they may try to give you an insulting offer, but it seems they are just going to keep looking. sorry.

[vaginapoosie]

VP, c'mon!! What other details do you need for this reading??

sorry. i'm cold and it took me a while to make sense of your first question because i thought something was odd with it. i posted your readings above.

[acagirl98]

this is your real question? okay, well, here's the answer:

7 of swords
hermit

were you really asking a serious question? because the 7 swords is a sneaky/dishonest card, which made me think you were not being honest. anyway, i'll answer it in reference to your question. i don't think your husband is going to clean while you are away. as a matter of fact, i'll pull another card to check:

2 of swords reversed
3 of pentacles

i still see a theme of lies and deception here. which is why i ask again: are you being totally honest with me and your question? otherwise, i hate to say it, but you should like get a nannycam and shit on your husband while you're away. he's up to no good. i think him cleaning will be the least of your worries....




strength
6 of pentacles reversed
the high priestess reversed

i think you already know the answer to this one. they don't have the money you are expecting for the house and were probably there just out of curiosity more so than truly wanting to see if it was the home for them. they may try to give you an insulting offer, but it seems they are just going to keep looking. sorry.

I'm pretty sure the cards are only correct on one of these

[vaginapoosie]

keep posting your questions if you'd like. i will be back and forth all night.

[acagirl98]

sorry. i'm cold and it took me a while to make sense of your first question because i thought something was odd with it. i posted your readings above.

thanks doll

[MrWarmth]

Is there any chance I'll hit The Powerball Lottery this year so I can walk in and take a shit on the supervisor's desk?

[vaginapoosie]

I'm pretty sure the cards are only correct on one of these

so wait, i'm confused. so do you mean that you were just testing me and making up stuff? let me know. in all seriousness, i want to know if you are b.s.'ing me or not. i'm really looking for honest questions. you asking me b.s. questions is pointless. you can make me look stupid without making up questions, ya know.

[Boss Ono]

Is there any chance I'll hit The Powerball Lottery this year so I can walk in and take a shit on the supervisor's desk?

No. The supervisor just shat on you.

[vaginapoosie]

Is there any chance I'll hit The Powerball Lottery this year so I can walk in and take a shit on the supervisor's desk?

ummm, how about i just tell you something that you need to know coming up....

7 of cups
page of pentacles reversed
the tower

oh shit. for real, you have something big coming up that you don't know about-- a real game changer here. advice? if you have a lot of money invested in a particular stock or something, i suggest you move it around to something else and fast. you're going to be losing a lot of money in the very near future unless you get creative with your assets and find a way to protect yourself.

** i.e. could it be gambling on the superbowl? if so, be careful with your betting! that just kinda came to me just now.

[acagirl98]

so wait, i'm confused. so do you mean that you were just testing me and making up stuff? let me know. in all seriousness, i want to know if you are b.s.'ing me or not. i'm really looking for honest questions. you asking me b.s. questions is pointless. you can make me look stupid without making up questions, ya know.

No, they were both serious actually. One I did pretty much know the answer to already.