Celebrity Beach Bowl

[Easymobee]

Cant watch it. Did artie get in the game? Do anything of note? Did falato help anyone get dressed? Speaking of Falato, the nickname "the chelsea handler" really should have had a shelf life of longer than just one segment of one show.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

Caught about an hour of this earlier around the 6pm replay. Didn't see much of Artie except a couple of shots where he looked like he was about to die from exertion lol..

[ArtiesCumRag]

[Markijuano]

Tom Arnold is on some awesome coke

[fatstuff]

I'm determined not to find out what the Danettes are. Is this thing worth watching?
Is Artie talking on it or just playing sport?

BTW, what happened to that race the fat guys were gonna run?

[NoddinOff]

The danettes are just a group of fags who suck dan patricks cock every morning for 3 hours.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

The danettes are just a group of fags who suck dan patricks cock every morning for 3 hours.

Really man.. Couldn't agree more. They suck

[NoddinOff]

Ive given dan patricks show a chance a couple times and its just terrible, the Danettes are bad enough but Dan is the most smug, pompous, douchebag ever. He's constantly referencing his "friendship" with adam sandler and being in his lame movies where he gets like literally 5 seconds of screen time and hes just so full of himself. The couple times there have been hot girls come on the show and he acts so smug and like hes a player or something as if he could get with these 20 something year old models or whatever they are, they all try and play it off but you can sense their disgust. That one danette that does the rap videos is so unfunny that it makes me feel embarrassed for him haha.

[Mugsysam]

The danettes are just a group of fags who suck dan patricks cock every morning for 3 hours.

Oh my God I so agree. I just don't get why and how they are funny. And ever see the ads for them on DirectTV (how can you not, they play them so many times). The "McLovin" "Dannette" I swear to Christ wears lipstick. Just the fact that they call him "McLovin" annoys the hell out of me.

Then then there is another "Danette" who I swear does opiates of some sort because his eyes are always so pinned ( that is a sign of opiate use). The only people I have ever seen have their eyes pinned that badly are people who were on an opiate of some kind. I hope I am wrong, but even my husband noticed it one night watching TV with me, and I had never said a thing to him about it.

Then there's the guy Fitzy or whatever who hangs in that half black, half white collarless long sleeve dress shirt.

And I know there's a 4th "Danette" but it's bad enough I've seen enough to know what I do about the three I've already mentioned. I don't need to know any more.

And they have their own show too. After Dan Patrick's. I can't remember the name of it, but they do.

Dan Patrick I don't mind that much, but to watch him on TV, the way be bounces around when he talks, he just reminds me of an old man in nursing home telling anyone that will listen his war stories.

[Nemo]

For those non-Directv guttersnipes...the NBCsn(NBC sports network) replayed this a couple of times.

[Nemo]

out before the Artie zombies wake up

[remdeprived]

"And I know there's a 4th "Danette" but it's bad enough I've seen enough to know what I do about the three I've already mentioned. I don't need to know any more.

And they have their own show too. After Dan Patrick's. I can't remember the name of it, but they do."



They do a half-hour wrap up show just like Gary and John Hein. Dan Patrick was/is? a huge Stern fan and many elements of his show, like the "Wheel of Punishment", are borrowed from Stern.

Patrick can get way too preachy for me at times but I give them a pass on the Danette and we have a chance with hot chicks things because they know they are being ultra douchie.

[ilovebacon]

Is that Jason from True Blood standing next to Artie?!?

[TelegramSam]

Is that Jason from True Blood standing next to Artie?!?

Yeah, he's on some show on the Audience Network.

[ilovebacon]

Yeah, he's on some show on the Audience Network.

nice

all those hot guys and then there's Artie....

[mpa]

before the (rick and) artie show I never heard of spray tan dan's bitches, now I hope they meet a gruesome death - strange the things you find out that you never knew before

and forget who posted it above, but that smug bastard dan patrick does seem to have Parkinsonian tremors, noticed that when I tried listening to him and that bore Strahan talk - when the fuck did America decide that slug should be a star, they tried giving him a sitcom, he's hosting with that dumb, sinewy, anorexic broad, pregame shows, etc

[Rodney21a]

I don't know how much anybody here follows sports. Seems to me that most who like artie or Howard aren't exactly sports guys. That being said I'm not looking at Dan Patrick For his entertainment value or comedy and he does "go their to much". However as a sports fan and a hater of ESPN I like Dan's Sports Takes and think that he is the best in the business especially when Shitting all over ESPN.

[mpa]

I love sports, I abhor sports talk. Dan Patrick is the person most responsible for the bullshit tone of ESPN

[Rodney21a]

I love sports, I abhor sports talk. Dan Patrick is the person most responsible for the bullshit tone of ESPN

Ok. He is being emulated by a bunch of shit clones at the network and the execs have bastardized his style to the shit that they are doing now but If he is responsible for the tone of ESPN then Howard is responsible for every hacky zoo show from Podunk Town USA to Mancow. Also if you hate sports talk I'm sorry you have to put up with a big component of Artie's New show. It will never be Stern 2.0 so just give up on that aspect of it.

[mpa]

Howard is responsible for the proliferation of the cackling lady hyena in a cage formula - that's his fault. And Dan Patrick is exactly the same as his bullshit clones at ESPN, at least once upon a time, Stern was far more talented than his replicants. Dan Patrick was never any different than the bullshit catch phrases and smugness of espn past, present and future.

The show has too much sports talk still, but it's more tolerable than hearing ole what's his name try to crowbar it in.