BREAKING: Lisa G's book cover revealed (photo by Howard)

[Pissed_on_Fan]

[username]

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[Murcielago]

At least Quivers will now have some familiar company on the worst-seller list.

[NotMyBro]

I bet her whole book is a giant lie. She hasn't had sex in years and her VEAL CUTLET looking twat is full of cobwebs.

[eliasbboy]

At least Quivers will now have some familiar company on the worst-seller list.

Correction, the New York Times best seller list with be guilty of keeping those books off the charts because of a vendetta against Howard.

At least that's what he'll tell us.

[Scarfo]

[johnnyfuel]

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and everybody's favorite

"Beth doesn't want to get married."

Were going to work some Fridays was my favorite, that was a spit in the face

[JDDaBadAhz]

[Bye You!]

why is it "unrated?"

who rates books?

[Lou Cypher]

Oh, that's disgraceful. "Here's my tit; buy my book". She (and Howard, and Beth) should be ashamed. And how is she supposed to stand beside that book with that picture, in all of her granny glory, to do book signings?

[fccstandards]

Oh, that's disgraceful. "Here's my tit; buy my book". She (and Howard, and Beth) should be ashamed. And how is she supposed to stand beside that book with that picture, in all of her granny glory, to do book signings?

Book signings? ya, right. People have to show up for those

[Brokenbad]

Howard has no shame. Everyone that works for him has to have some bullshit thing going on so they can feel good about, and profit from, working for plugs and most likely shit pay.

[johnnyfuel]

The only people who are coming to the book signing are high pitch mike and Maryanne from BrooklynBrooklyn

[Murcielago]

why is it "unrated?"

who rates books?

I assume it's supposed to be funny when they use salacious imagery and language on the cover when the subject is as bland and sexless as Lisa.

[Lou Cypher]

Book signings? ya, right. People have to show up for those

I know. I thought twice before I typed that.

You know Howard will plug the hell out of this and there will be a couple of signings with a smattering of diehard fans showing up. Everything about the show is covered in such a thick layer of bullshit now that I'm sure the discrepancy between real Lisa and book cover Lisa will be completely ignored.

[Bye You!]

I assume it's supposed to be funny when they use salacious imagery and language on the cover when the subject is as bland and sexless as Lisa.

wouldn't "uncensored" make more sense?

didn't Beth the English major or Howard the grammar-correcting King pick up on this?

[Vashier]

The only people who are coming to the book signing are high pitch mike and Maryanne from BrooklynBrooklyn

Holy shit, speaking of MFB. Has anyone caught that h100 news update where she is waiting for HER call from NBC to see if she will be returning as the queen of AGT WTF happened to her? She was the nicest sweetest never asked for a thing person around the show. Now she expects NBC to anoint her as the queen of AGT? It makes me sick to hear her now. She's become entitled because of her insistence in being treated as a celebrity.

[GaryPuppet]

[Bye You!]

does she have you blocked?

[eliasbboy]

Oh, that's disgraceful. "Here's my tit; buy my book". She (and Howard, and Beth) should be ashamed. And how is she supposed to stand beside that book with that picture, in all of her granny glory, to do book signings?

I was saying earlier people will think she's a stunt double for the author on the cover.