BREAKING: Lisa G's book cover revealed (photo by Howard)

**eliasbboy** · 02-02-2013, 11:22 AM

He really is an asshole to continue doing this. He's completely surrounded by people sucking his dick and telling him how talented he is.

He's also too fucking arrogant and awful to recognize his lack of ability himself.

**isabella** · 02-02-2013, 11:27 AM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

awesome!

amazing what a difference having an upper lip makes.

this!!!!! a picture is not worth a thousand words anymore.
unless it's a lie.
the really sad thing is all this photoshopping sets up unreal expectations and standards for young girls. i remember growing up and feeling so insecure when i saw playboy centerfolds...little did i know at the time, the models were heavily airbrushed and enhanced.

**knu3421** · 02-02-2013, 11:27 AM

How much is a copy? I wanna wipe my ass with the pages.

**eliasbboy** · 02-02-2013, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by knu3421

How much is a copy? I wanna wipe my ass with the pages.

I wouldn't dream of soiling my ass with that shit.

**Vashier** · 02-02-2013, 11:45 AM

Originally Posted by eliasbboy

He really is an asshole to continue doing this. He's completely surrounded by people sucking his dick and telling him how talented he is.

He's also too fucking arrogant and awful to recognize his lack of ability himself.

"Well people tell me they like what I do so so so that means I've gotta be good at it... right Robin?"

**eliasbboy** · 02-02-2013, 11:51 AM

"Howard's Great Photography"

brought to you by the makers of

"Robin is hot!"
"Beth doesn't want to be famous!"
"She has her own money."
"I'm not doing a website until I can revolutionize the Internet."
"We're going to work some Fridays."
"I had no idea Artie was on drugs"

and everybody's favorite

"Beth doesn't want to get married."

**Anfkid** · 02-02-2013, 12:00 PM

Originally Posted by Vashier

"Well people tell me they like what I do so so so that means I've gotta be good at it... right Robin?"

the same five assholes. jillian barberie, high pitch, maryanne from brooklyn, bobo and eric from homoken.

**Scarfo** · 02-02-2013, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by eliasbboy

He really is an asshole to continue doing this. He's completely surrounded by people sucking his dick and telling him how talented he is.

He's also too fucking arrogant and awful to recognize his lack of ability himself.

Masssterrrr they lie!

20 million people listen to the sssshow everydayyy.

AGT fever is ssssweeeping the nation.

**ilovebacon** · 02-02-2013, 12:05 PM

Good call keeping her mouth shut, but she looks like she's about to cry. I imagine the photoshoot was along the lines of Coco's scene in Fame....

**Mr Vengeance** · 02-02-2013, 12:06 PM

Jesus fucking christ...the cartoon Lisa G from her wedsite is more realistic looking than Howie's photoshop abortion.

**check1** · 02-02-2013, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by Vashier

Why in hell does he say shit like that for? Doesn't he realize it makes him sound like a complete dolt not a photographer? 3 hours to set up automatic lighting

I'm amazed he hasn't told robin about the hours he has to spend in the darkroom to get the color saturation correct. If digital fauxtography hadn't been invented Howard would never have taken up Photoshop as a hobby.

I've been a advertising/editorial photographer for a decade and 3 hours to set up lights is hilarious (and probably a lie anyway). I've shot big production ads involving lighting huge interiors along with people (lit individually) and it hasn't taken 3 hours.
A portrait like the shite howard 'lights' would take ANYONE about 20 minutes....TOPS....and that's well lit.
Howard talks like he has these complex lighting rigs. The fucking guy does nothing but flash some soft light at the face and blow out the background.
He sucks for a first day student. Guy doesn't have a creative bone in his body.

**killallposers** · 02-02-2013, 12:16 PM

Originally Posted by Anfkid

the same five assholes. jillian barberie, high pitch, maryanne from brooklyn, bobo and eric from homoken.

what's going on in your avatar clip? was this one of the fights or cupcake wednesday?

**Anfkid** · 02-02-2013, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by check1

I've been a advertising/editorial photographer for a decade and 3 hours to set up lights is hilarious (and probably a lie anyway). I've shot big production ads involving lighting huge interiors along with people (lit individually) and it hasn't taken 3 hours.
A portrait like the shite howard 'lights' would take ANYONE about 20 minutes....TOPS....and that's well lit.
Howard talks like he has these complex lighting rigs. The fucking guy does nothing but flash some soft light at the face and blow out the background.
He sucks for a first day student. Guy doesn't have a creative bone in his body.

i took photography in grad school. if i showed up with any of the pictures he's taken of beth or this needy slob above i GUARANTEE it would be an 'F' or a redo.

**Anfkid** · 02-02-2013, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by killallposers

what's going on in your avatar clip? was this one of the fights or cupcake wednesday?

this was when he went after teddy and bulldozed gary to get to him

**Vashier** · 02-02-2013, 12:19 PM

Originally Posted by eliasbboy

"Howard's Great Photography"

brought to you by the makers of

"Robin is hot!"
"Beth doesn't want to be famous!"
"She has her own money."
"I'm not doing a website until I can revolutionize the Internet."
"We're going to work some Fridays."
"I had no idea Artie was on drugs"

and everybody's favorite

"Beth doesn't want to get married."

It's getting clearer to me daily about why the Stern's have no friends. You go to their place, Howard takes the first 3 hours to set up the lights to take a picture of their arrival. Then spends another hour positioning their heads into their arm pits for his signature look. These poor celebs are forced to do for free what they are paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to do all week at work. Howard makes Beth look like a saint of a host compared to Howard's home for wayward photographers treatment of his guests. Just listen to Daxx or Kimmel speak on the subject. They ripped Howard apart for the photo shoot Stern put them through.

**Madipuppy** · 02-02-2013, 12:23 PM

Originally Posted by Thelma

Now how do I un-see this??

http://www.amazon.com/Sex-Lies-Cooki...=lisa+glasberg

Every person to Howard : "Oh thats wonderful, you are wonderful

What every person actually things: OMFG

**hollywoodrose** · 02-02-2013, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by aquadog

She's so photo shopped that her chin and her neck blend into one. She looks like a tranny.

I was just about to say that! (no pun intended) That must be the halmark of a sternograph - photoshopping to the point that the person's features disappear, so they look like one big flesh tone blob. It's more like a bad digital painting than a picture.

**Vashier** · 02-02-2013, 12:24 PM

Originally Posted by check1

I've been a advertising/editorial photographer for a decade and 3 hours to set up lights is hilarious (and probably a lie anyway). I've shot big production ads involving lighting huge interiors along with people (lit individually) and it hasn't taken 3 hours.
A portrait like the shite howard 'lights' would take ANYONE about 20 minutes....TOPS....and that's well lit.
Howard talks like he has these complex lighting rigs. The fucking guy does nothing but flash some soft light at the face and blow out the background.
He sucks for a first day student. Guy doesn't have a creative bone in his body.

Howard could become the first healing radiologist in the world. He could take diseased x-ray's and just shop out the disease from the film! He could make billions healing people! I gotta get this idea to him. Where's benbas??? Howard listens to her!