Who wants to see a smoking hot pic of my new girlfriend?

**Hateman** · 02-02-2013, 05:23 PM

Who wants me to eat her out tonight?

**face palm** · 02-02-2013, 05:24 PM

I eat a massive diet each day and the problem Iam having is ,in the morning when I take a shit before the gym my turd is so big it almost touches the seat sometimes, it is long thick and meaty . Today I spent nearly an hour blasting the turd with boiling hot water,which just seemed to cook it, washing up liquid, in the end I had to break it up,but it then blocked the toilet and I ended up having to blast it with buckets of warm water and flushing at the same time,that cleared the blockage.

Iam wondering is there some kind of way to make these turds glide down normally, should I get a new toilet as this one doesn't seem up to it ,Iam six foot 3 and nineteen stone , I train six days a week so Iam eating like a pig for six days. Is there something wrong with the toilet,seems to flush okay but I never had this problem before.

I just ask because I have better things to do, then get on my knees with rubber gloves on and break up my own shit. Fucking outrageous.