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    Question Have you ever been in a house that ws so big that you were speechless / imtimidated?

    When I use to be an home theater consultant I used to go to houses that had actual elevators that took you from floor to floor. Doctors would have Golf simulators in their basement and Sauna rooms.the floors were so big they would use intercoms to communicate from floor to floor. One sad thing I noticed though the families would act like strangers to each other. Doctors used to call me over to come over and watch a movie cause there family could give 2 shits that they just threw down thousands on a new home theater . I felt bad for them in that way.

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    Did you ever blow any of these guys?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Did you ever blow any of these guys?
    No I was hired though because they were using me because I was gay and could sell stuff even though I knew nothing about audio equipment. I would talk out my ass and they ate it up with a spooon. There were a few guys that hit on me but we never did anything I kept it professional

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    No I was hired though because they were using me because I was gay and could sell stuff even though I knew nothing about audio equipment. I would talk out my ass and they ate it up with a spooon. There were a few guys that hit on me but we never did anything I kept it professional
    Why don't you look for some sort of sales job. You could be really successful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ridic Too View Post
    Why don't you look for some sort of sales job. You could be really successful.
    I was taking alot of adderal when I was selling this stuff and it got to a point where I had a panic attack and fainted at audio craft.Unhappy rich people are the worst especially for a people pleaser like me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    I was taking alot of adderal when I was selling this stuff and it got to a point where I had a panic attack and fainted at audio craft.Unhappy rich people are the worst especially for a people pleaser like me.
    Holy shit! That's scary!

    You should write a book!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    No I was hired though because they were using me because I was gay and could sell stuff even though I knew nothing about audio equipment. I would talk out my ass and they ate it up with a spooon. There were a few guys that hit on me but we never did anything I kept it professional
    do you think gays are better salesmen most of them i know are really good at retail and selling shit i know one dude who works at walt disney world and i think makes plans for super fancy japanese and other foreign fanypants people
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shean5150 View Post
    do you think gays are better salesmen most of them i know are really good at retail and selling shit i know one dude who works at walt disney world and i think makes plans for super fancy japanese and other foreign fanypants people
    It depends. I think a lot of gay people can be really successful salespeople, but I've witnessed first hand how some customers don't buy specifically because the person is gay.

    I've seen the same thing happen to black salespeople.

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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post
    It depends. I think a lot of gay people can be really successful salespeople, but I've witnessed first hand how some customers don't buy specifically because the person is gay.

    I've seen the same thing happen to black salespeople.
    I'm totally non-prejudiced when it comes to salespeople; I despise them all passionately.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Super Mario View Post
    No I was hired though because they were using me because I was gay and could sell stuff even though I knew nothing about audio equipment. I would talk out my ass and they ate it up with a spooon. There were a few guys that hit on me but we never did anything I kept it professional
    You should get a job selling phones.
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    I toured Buckingham palace about 14 years ago; that's a pretty big house. But Mario, remember that anyone who has THAT much money only got it by fucking over a lot of people...you can smell death in those fucking places.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Did you ever blow any of these guys?
    Why is my gaydar going off here?

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    This would make a good Adam Sandler movie.
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    i was in a house that had 3 stairways to the second floor..the one off the kitchen was behind a regular door...........maybe in my next life
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    i was in a house that had 3 stairways to the second floor..the one off the kitchen was behind a regular door...........maybe in my next life
    Fascinating story
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    come back boss
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    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    Fascinating story
    thank you
    you can be first, right after me

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    i was in a house that had 3 stairways to the second floor..the one off the kitchen was behind a regular door...........maybe in my next life
    As long as it ends with you being in the kitchen..........

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    Quote Originally Posted by sarnie View Post
    i was in a house that had 3 stairways to the second floor..the one off the kitchen was behind a regular door...........maybe in my next life
    I grew up in a house that had 2 stairways to the 2nd floor.

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