Great war between Sal and Gary.
gary runs like a queer ape.
"If my wife started going to a bereavement counselor, I'd throw her out." Howard referring to Nancy's grieving of Timmy the cat.
Running down the hall with a case, hitting and tackling Sal...gee, I wonder why Gary can't get any respect from the staff?
Boyfights champion '79-'83
19.00 is the best part hahaha.
My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.
You can also just call me "Dick".
I love the part where monkey is bragging about being an awesome sportsman.
Especially the part where he says "At least when I throw the football with my kid, I don't have to be embarrassed".
Fast forward a few years an the world knows first hand what an amazing throwing arm he really has.
How come Artie got a lot of shit for throwing a CD, but it was okay for Gary to clobber Sal with an office chair? Just sayin'...
"Gary looks like he's a black man" - Howard Stern
Ma Ma Monkey...... Fucking Racist
Sal makes everyone on that show look even dumber than they are. stupid monkeys shouldn't fuck with creative, quick witted sal. If howie wanted to claim a small portion of his edginess back, which I doubt he even gives a shit, he would let sal of the leash with no repercussions
Look, yea, no. It is what it is and that's you're opinion and that's fine. Answer the question, be honest...be honest. Be honest. Be honest.

I like Artie's comment about a lot of thin raccoons at the 9:16 mark when talking about the raccoons getting Gary's weight loss food that was left on the porch. Made me laugh! Doesn't happen much listening to the current show.

At the 17:43 mark Ralph sarcastically says "Sal, quit doing funny stuff". Hilarious.

Boy the show was actually funny at one time.
great clip...Gary's such a fucking loser. Howard needs to let Sal fuck with the monkey at least once a week.
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