GODDAMN now I wanna fire up a Dunhill. WHo's with me?
GODDAMN now I wanna fire up a Dunhill. WHo's with me?
sure is easy to pick out the ciggy smokers ITT![]()
I also hate people who smell like ass on hot days...can we eliminate them?
Oh and people who hold up the line buying lottery tix...I want them all exerminated
I love that smokers have to pay $8 for a pack of smokes and I don't give a shit when they get cancer but if I walk through the occasional nicotine cloud I don't let it bother me.
I have a few "emergency" cigars in my gear kit at work in case I get a dead body that is a bit ripe. Cigars are about the only thing I have found that take the edge off rotting corpse scent.
Holy crap. I don't mind people buying a lotto ticket but every once in a while you get stuck behind someone that does the complex, custom number picking thing and they will get one of each of the instants and if there is a new instant they want to know all about it.
If I started a list of everyone I'd like to eliminate based on how they annoy me I'd crash the internet.
And... people that say that they can't smoking quit are pussies.
And most of them are smoking light cigs.
Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came and never left your side.
"College students that aren't quite hippie (but dig the jam bands!) smoke American Spirits."
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