BREAKING: Beth opens Clooney's tequila

**SouthernListen** · 02-01-2013, 04:12 PM

Stupid drunks and their stupid pretentions about getting drunk. "Look! Here I am drinking something from a celebrity! That makes ME a celebrity too!"

Enjoy your fermented potatoes, suckers.

**Nemo** · 02-01-2013, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by joyceface

The Verdict
After spending a couple hours with Casamigos Tequila, we decided that although it was pleasant and sippable, it really didn’t live up to its price tag.
The question now is can its celebrity endorsements keep the brand afloat?

Will George make douche chilly commercials like this?

**DlistCelebutard** · 02-01-2013, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Obi Drunkenobe

Can they ever just snap a photo from their phone like normal people. The douche factor is off the charts with all these staged photo shoots.

"Robin, I take those pictures for the fans...they demand them..."

**Tinman** · 02-01-2013, 04:23 PM

**Nemo** · 02-01-2013, 04:26 PM

Originally Posted by Tinman

Clooney is so gay!

**Tinman** · 02-01-2013, 04:35 PM

BTW Christa Miller and her husband sent the Sterns that bottle of tequila, not Clooney.

**xyster** · 02-01-2013, 04:37 PM

wet cunt

**killallposers** · 02-01-2013, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

Who gets to swallow Clooney's worm??

howard eats the worm for his next two meals.

**whatsit** · 02-01-2013, 04:46 PM

**Divorce Chicken** · 02-01-2013, 04:51 PM

Howie best not attempt a flaming shot lest that wig catch fire.

**Anfkid** · 02-01-2013, 04:52 PM

Originally Posted by GaryPuppet

**Bye You!** · 02-01-2013, 04:53 PM

Originally Posted by Nemo

Who gets to swallow Clooney's worm??

Howard's tequila

**MutteringJohn** · 02-01-2013, 04:54 PM

Date night!!!!!!!

**Atomic Wedgie** · 02-01-2013, 04:55 PM

Originally Posted by Tinman

Clooneys business partner is married to Cindy Crawford.

**dalecooper** · 02-01-2013, 05:03 PM

She looks good in that pic. 90% of her (physical) ugliness comes from her eyes, the other 10% from her open mouth.

**Tinman** · 02-01-2013, 05:08 PM

Originally Posted by Atomic Wedgie

Clooneys business partner is married to Cindy Crawford.

Watch the video, there are literally in bed together.

**CCMaguire** · 02-01-2013, 05:16 PM

Looks like an ad for Alcoholics Anonymous. Guess what Beth? I too can go to the store and get me some of "Clooney's" tequila. Of course, you're special. You got yours from some B-list actress on a crap show. Is she drinking that bottle all by herself? I thought Howard gave up drinking.