Beff about to get zooted

[Bye You!]

Didn't Howard JUST say on wednesday "i don't drink"?

[Bye You!]

Beth is probably microwaving it for 11 minutes.

my favorite Wiggy story ever.

[Double Blizz]

my favorite Wiggy story ever.

I missed that one

[Bye You!]

I missed that one

he heated up a portion of lasagna in the microwave for 11 minutes

[Teeney]

I owe you another rep haha

[Double Blizz]

he heated up a portion of lasagna in the microwave for 11 minutes

The roof the roof the roof is on fiyah we don't need no water let that motherfucker burn...burn motherfucker burn

[Slappy]

It that a cat at the bottom of the bottle? Or am I seeing things?

[Bye You!]

The roof the roof the roof is on fiyah we don't need no water let that motherfucker burn...burn motherfucker burn

he seriously had never put anything in the microwave himself, and thought 11 minutes seemed reasonable. and this wasn't all that long ago.

[NotMyBro]

She has to get liquored up before she has to fuck that crypt keeper. Or maybe she is trying to drown her sorrows in alcohol...

[baileycat]

It that a cat at the bottom of the bottle? Or am I seeing things?

It is! More photoshoppery.

[Double Blizz]

She has to get liquored up before she has to fuck that crypt keeper. Or maybe she is trying to drown her sorrows in alcohol...

C.All of the above

[HS Cult Leader]

OMG she has to POSE with a fucking bottle of tequila given to them by real show bisiness people?

holy shit, they just keep outdoing themseves, don't they?

She learned that from her mother, remember her mother would always post on her Facebook page that she's going to the HAMPTONS to see her daughter. Not, I'm going to New York to see my daughter. How many times has Beth name-dropped when she Tweets? She must always name her brand of shoes, bag, or clothes. Just like a teenage girl who has a boyfriend from a rich family, they need to spread the word about how well they're doing and the treats she gets.

Like this picture, it can't just be that she's ready to crack open a bottle of booze. NO! She must product place for status.

[GaryPuppet]

[Double Blizz]

I set the over/under at 10

[WillyBest]

Damn, beat me by a second.

It's all leading up to hash oil and an orgy! If sex between man and wife with a condom can be considered an "orgy." I guess if they let the cats watch?

[HS Cult Leader]

Is Casamigos Tequila worth all the hype?

George Clooney + tequila. Do we have your attention yet? The group behind the new Casamigos brand sure hopes so. They released a viral video campaign featuring Clooney, his girlfriend Stacy Keibler, Cindy Crawford, and her husband Rande Gerber, all falling into bed together after a night of drinking. (Clooney and Gerber are behind this brand.)
And the Casamigos website makes claims that caught our attention as well, including “The best tasting, smoothest tequila” and “a tequila that is smooth with no burn.”
So the question we wanted to answer was, “Is Casamigos worth all the hype?”
We initially learned that this tequila was coming to market several months ago, when a store clerk poured us a sample from an unmarked bottle he had stashed behind the counter. He told us it was George Clooney’s new tequila, and solicited our feedback. We couldn’t spend much time with it in the store, so we didn’t rush to judgement, but thought it was something that deserved examination in a better environment, using the proper glassware, and giving it plenty of time.




When we got home, we wanted to learn more about it, so the first thing we did was try to find out the NOM. The NOM is a four-digit number issued by the Mexican government to each legal entity that produces tequila. The NOM must appear on each bottle of tequila, and helps you identify the distillery where it is made. By looking for the NOM, we can start to figure out what a tequila may taste like based on where it was made. Casamigos is made at NOM 1416, which is the same distillery that makes well-known brands Avion (the “Entourage” tequila) and Clase Azul, among many others.

The next thing we examined was price. BevMo in California is charging $45 for the blanco and $46 for the reposado, so it’s competing in a space where Fortaleza Blanco lives. The reposado is more expensive than another one of our favorites, Casa Noble Reposado, which retails for $43.
This price range set our expectations pretty damn high, so we picked up a couple bottles hoping for the best.

The Blanco
Before the blanco opened up we got faint aromas of mint and green agave. After a few minutes, some cinnamon started to come through, but for the most part, the aroma wasn’t very prominent.
Upon visual examination, the tequila clung to the side of the glass like a nice, oily tequila should, but once it hit our mouths it didn’t quite measure up with what we were expecting. It is sweet and slightly watery and lacks the sophistication and complexity of a tequila that commands this price range.

Casamigos Blanco is a relatively simple tequila with mint and cinnamon flavors, and a finish that is remarkably short.
The Reposado
Casamigos Reposado brings all of the characteristics of the blanco, but with a heavy dose of caramel (which smells very good, by the way). It is aged 7 months in American Oak. It has a smoother mouth feel in the front, but has a slightly rougher (or ‘scratchy’) finish.
The Verdict
After spending a couple hours with Casamigos Tequila, we decided that although it was pleasant and sippable, it really didn’t live up to its price tag.

The question now is can its celebrity endorsements keep the brand afloat?



- Grover & Scarlet

[AcquiringSignal]

She's paid for the tequila with plugs?

[Vashier]

Beth Ostrosky ‏@BethStern
About to open Clooney's tequila.. Thanks @ChristaBMiller and@VDOOZER

Is that a new born kitteh in the bottom of the bottle or a hamster instead of a lowly worm?

[Spazzmatazz]

It is! More photoshoppery.

Wish I'd though of that!

[Beer Chugger]

zoo za zooted, let's get polluted