by Elisa Jordana
My new manager Ivy Supersonic calling Tommy Mottola on my behalf.

by Elisa Jordana
My new manager Ivy Supersonic calling Tommy Mottola on my behalf.
Yup fucking moronic twats. Ivy was actually behind me in line at Caroline's comedy club once. She was the most obnoxious, loud, rude, arrogant little attention whore pig I ever saw. As we were leaving she was jumping on the roof of somebody's hummer. Total untalented white trash scum.
my god that was terrible and the farthest thing from funny.
someone should forward that to jason or will--howard would have a meltdown.
"happy wife, happy life."
"barren womb, chimnied tomb."

My god what an annoying couple of cunts!
Ivy and Elisa should form a girl group the Douchettes.
Now we are caught in the Elisa vortex
Please don't cock block me on Twitter
they should prank call benji and discuss his tiny dick
ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
"fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"
The Lord is not my Shepherd for I am not a sheep.
Elisa's talking voice sounds like Barbara Striesand. So grating. Didn't benjy and Ivy have a fling or something and now she's Elisa's BFF??
This is just the type of person I want to manage my career...
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How soon before we see Elisa on efukt?
Gaping, fisting, sex with homeless dudes (which Benjy will be before too long)...
That's a good team, they both have the same future in show business.
If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. It's true.
- Patton Oswalt
What was that all about? Was that supposed to be funny? The fact that Elisa is spending any length of time with known psycho Ivy Supersonic confirms for me that she too is out of her mind.
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