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    Elisa and Benjy on "Thin Ice": Lisa G

    Last night, during the replay of 1/30 show, there was an H100 News Brief during which Lisa G reported that Elisa is on the verge of dumping Benjy. She interviewed Elisa after the Tommy Mottola debacle and Elisa told her that she and Benjy were on "thin ice" and not just because of what had happened. She complained that Benjy won't fully commit to her (read: marry her) and told her that he doesnt think it's natural to be with one person your whole life. She also said that Benjy wants to leave open the possibility to fuck other women aside from Elisa.

    Oh, and Lisa G sounded VERY peppy when delivering this report.

    Elisa got what she deserved. Benjy is a wacko and she hooked up with him to try and jumpstart her music career. Now she's getting the full Benjy. Next time, honey, be with a guy for who he is as a person, not for what he can do for you.

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    Who cares, that's what I'm saying. Remind me when things get better and Turdboy stops mugging for the cameras like he did on Wednesday. And hes funding cash for Horstrosky's show about rich people spoiling their pets, for God's sakes. You think things are gonna get better? He thinks he's owed cash for XM subscriptions, and that Tim Sabean does a great job at programming!
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    More bullshit
    More Benny vortex.
    "I AM DAWGS LISTENING THREAD JUDGE"

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    I liked the part where she said Benjy is testing his break-up lines with her while she's sleeping.


    OFFICIAL BREAK FROM THE PACK POST: That rip-off of the Maniac Song had a chance to be catchy if it wasn't so overloaded with shit. Elisa seems to abhor any quiet part of any song, so she jams something into every moment. Less is more. Siphon 2/3 of the noise from your remix and you have something.

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    Benji and Elisa are on "thin ice"?!? WGAF? Hurry up and fall through the fucking ice already...

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    lol. Wonder if Elisa woke up real early that morning all excited thinking her life was about to change for the better.

    Hi Elisa!

    Quick 15 minutes, wunnit?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    She's put on a few pounds since then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Madipuppy View Post
    More bullshit
    More Benny vortex.
    This - not a Benjy fan. Good morning madipuppy, nemo & all.

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    And I thought "Thin Ice" was a tv show they were on.


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    same (horrible fake filler) shit......different day

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    Looking at Benji you'd think he'd latch on to any woman w/o massive facial hair who'd have him. He's delusional.

    If you're on "thin ice" the next step is death. This is over.
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    Benjy is the very personification of the decline of the show. Can't imagine him ever getting another job in any form of the entertainment industry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    I feel bad for Benjy, in a way. He's mentally ill. Maybe that's why Howard won't fire him.

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    no more bull schtick

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    Elisa must have some serious issues like she has a compulsion to eat toe nails, or she pukes and eats it again. There is something very off with her. That or she is the biggest fame whore in planet earth and Benjy was the best she could do.
    Eighties baties

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    A Happy Ending !

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    How shocking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sacredcow View Post
    Elisa must have some serious issues like she has a compulsion to eat toe nails, or she pukes and eats it again. There is something very off with her. That or she is the biggest fame whore in planet earth and Benjy was the best she could do.
    is it possible they really love each other?
    i hope they stay together.

    lisa g is the jealous attention whore.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemo View Post
    same (horrible fake filler) shit......different day
    And we will hear aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllll about it on Monday.

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