Elisa Jordana REJECTED by Tommy Mottola!

[BOXofROX]

YESSSShe auditoned for him on this morning's show and received an unenthusiastic review - cried and blamed Benjy for not defending her

I wonder if she'll dump Benjy now?

[Murphy]

[NotMyBro]

For those of us who haven't read the summary, plz fill us in so we can laugh as well

[TelegramSam]

Is that a recent picture? Benji has already let himself go again.

[Rodney21a]

She Auditions

She plays a piano song and is out of key, not much, but "pitchy"

tommy tells her that her song was bad and her voice was week

She begs begs and whines says she is like Lucy and Benjy is like ricky

"ricky" filibusterer and lobbies to play a few seconds from one of her produces songs

Tommy listens

says she could be a "produced" pro tools dance singer because anybody can

she whines about a comedy act

he ask what are you a comedy act or a singer...

sys "stick with the comedy act"

Wants to do the Act

gets rushed out of the room

they spent maybe 20 minutes on this abortion

she goes out side and cries and blames Benjy...

[StRyDeRxX]

Tommy Mottola was in to promote a new book and Benji dragged Elisa in to be judged on her musical talent... the results were not good!

[NotMyBro]

She Auditions

She plays a piano song and is out of key, not much, but "pitchy"

tommy tells her that her song was bad and her voice was week

She begs begs and whines says she is like Lucy and Benjy is like ricky

"ricky" filibusterer and lobbies to play a few seconds from one of her produces songs

Tommy listens

says she could be a "produced" pro tools dance singer because anybody can

she whines about a comedy act

he ask what are you a comedy act or a singer...

sys "stick with the comedy act"

Wants to do the Act

gets rushed out of the room

they spent maybe 20 minutes on this abortion

she goes out side and cries and blames Benjy...

First of all, THANK YOU for the rundown. + reps incoming.

HAHAHAHAH... that is fucking epic! I think I will download today's show so I can hear this burn.

TOMMY, WE SPEAK YOUR NAME!

[Beer Chugger]

This is a good day. Fucking cunt.

[srricks]

I think Howie saw this coming and that is why he allowed Elisa to come in and perform... Hell, he should've let Sour Shoes perform for Tommy, that I'd like to have seen...

[Gusbuss]

Someone should have played ZooZaZoo for Tommy.

[StRyDeRxX]

First of all, THANK YOU for the rundown. + reps incoming.

HAHAHAHAH... that is fucking epic! I think I will download today's show so I can hear this burn.

TOMMY, WE SPEAK YOUR NAME!

It was awesome. Tommy cut straight to the point... as a pure singer and piano player you fail!!! As an auto-tuned pop singer... meh, maybe we can do something with you. Her entire life just imploded right before her sad little eyes!

[Rodney21a]

she is still Prime USDA GRADE A PIECE OF ASS

but she is on the long side of twenty... Hope she starts hooking..

[SouthernListen]

Gee, I hope Benjy and Eliza didn't sign a long term lease on their place.

[VAsiCkBoy]

she is still Prime USDA GRADE A PIECE OF ASS

but she is on the long side of twenty... Hope she starts hooking..

Man-head

[MobyDick]

an end of a era for Benjy

[NotMyBro]

she is still Prime USDA GRADE A PIECE OF ASS

but she is on the long side of twenty... Hope she starts hooking..

Twenty? She's in her thirties my friend.

[Quite Frankly]

It looks like she's doing volunteer work, spending 20 minutes with an overgrown retarded and/or Make-a-Wish kid

[Teeney]

I think Howie saw this coming and that is why he allowed Elisa to come in and perform... Hell, he should've let Sour Shoes perform for Tommy, that I'd like to have seen...

Howard did pick up the phone on Sour Shoes at the end of the interview (posing as Mariah Carey) he started singing to Tommy "I cant Live if Living is without you"- even goofing around he was better than Elisa.

[The Butler]

She gets her schtick coma from Benjy. She should run away from him.

[Vashier]

Fuck this happened on today's show? I tried talking to her to see if there was a blog to be had from her and benjy. She was such a pain in the ass I said fuck it, this is not gonna be worth the effort. She was all pissy that I wouldn't give her my private FB. Sorry Honey, there's no reason for me to put that out there for something I do here for the readers enjoyment, or hatred. I'm not trying to make a name in the entertainment industry and with her attitude she will never have one either. She's not even smart enough to compare her and benj as Sonny and Cher, not Ricky and Lucy Cher is a singer and sonny was the comic. Lucy couldn't sing and Ricky was the foil to Lucy's jokes. She can't even make a correct comparison.