Howard "I will move from this medium to another, and crush everyone"

**Bye You!** · 01-31-2013, 08:12 PM

Originally Posted by Douchebag 007

howard is the snake and laura croft = showbiz!

Howard has those gloves

**Douchebag 007** · 01-31-2013, 08:12 PM

**harlock** · 01-31-2013, 08:18 PM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

Howard has those gloves

**ZevonFan** · 01-31-2013, 08:23 PM

The strangest thing about Howie saying that about other mediums is that, in his delusions, he means Television and Movies. It was really a bit sickening to hear it. He has the money to buy shows and stuff. Let's hope that NOTHING ever lasts longer than a few weeks on tv, and in movies, it doesn't even stay open in theaters. Best of luck with your reorganizing and amping up the work, Howchula.

**Douchebag 007** · 01-31-2013, 08:32 PM

Originally Posted by Bye You!

Howard has those gloves

what gay gloves do you wear for a living?

**kippy** · 01-31-2013, 08:33 PM

Wasn't Howard going to crush terrestrial radio when he moved to Sirius too? Never happened. Terrestrial radio and all the stations that Howard used to be on are still there. Some may have changed format or been sold but that happens all the time anyway. And Rush seems to be doing just fine with millions of more listeners than Howard.

Howard likes to toot his own horn even if what he says contains no resemblance to the truth.

**The Booey** · 01-31-2013, 08:34 PM

Who exactly has he crushed in satellite radio?

**wigtropolis** · 01-31-2013, 08:38 PM

He is going to sell mangria lite

**Bye You!** · 01-31-2013, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by Douchebag 007

what gay gloves do you wear for a living?

**The Snork** · 01-31-2013, 09:03 PM

He's going back to the basics ... Morse code fuckers!

**Robert Higgins** · 01-31-2013, 09:19 PM

Howard Stern, featured dancer. NYC Ballet, Lincoln Center, NY, NY

**Bye You!** · 01-31-2013, 09:39 PM

Originally Posted by Robert Higgins

Howard Stern, featured dancer. NYC Ballet, Lincoln Center, NY, NY

oooh creepy!

**Fourinchespyle** · 01-31-2013, 11:42 PM

Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard

What medium will Howard move to after satellite radio fucks him over?? Podcasting??? Will he take over Pandora.com???

Gay porn. Pelicans are HOT!

**IlluminatiJones** · 02-01-2013, 12:34 AM

Originally Posted by DlistCelebutard

What medium will Howard move to after satellite radio fucks him over?? Podcasting??? Will he take over Pandora.com???

Let's be honest: he's been doing the fucking over for the past 10 years or so.

But declaring dominance over imaginary future enemies in an as-yet-unnamed medium?!?

That's pure Lugosi.

**MarvelComics85** · 02-01-2013, 01:09 AM

Mr. Badass talking out of his ass again. Meanwhile he's apologizing to Lena Dunham and acting like a fruit at the Knicks game on Wednesday night. Mancow laughs at him.

**MarvelComics85** · 02-01-2013, 01:15 AM

Oh, and let's stop talking about how he sucked over the past 10 years. What about the Vegas shows? The roasts? Sal and Richard? Or did they just not happen?

**IlluminatiJones** · 02-01-2013, 01:28 AM

Originally Posted by ZevonFan

The strangest thing about Howie saying that about other mediums is that, in his delusions, he means Television and Movies. It was really a bit sickening to hear it. He has the money to buy shows and stuff. Let's hope that NOTHING ever lasts longer than a few weeks on tv, and in movies, it doesn't even stay open in theaters. Best of luck with your reorganizing and amping up the work, Howchula.

He must, unless he plans on inventing another one.

Talk is cheap...................almost as cheap as he is.

I think he'll find himself in quite the pickle; I can't see anybody giving him Stern money to do anything. Not after they've now got cold, hard numbers on what his presence does to a tv show.

I think he's run out of people he can fool and trick into giving him a big contract.

On the other hand he is absolutely terrified of disappearing and being forgotten, and even more terrified of not earning tens of millions of dollars as a broadcaster.

But he won't part with any of his own marbles to fund a project.

I think it's going to be quite a ~~Mexi~~ Jewish stand-off inside himself when his current contract runs out.

**SalsMasterShake** · 02-01-2013, 01:52 PM

I bet he thinks all of the slathering he's been doing for Apple will pay off. I think he believes that Apple will break the bank for him to have his podcasts on iTunes exclusively (for a monthly fee, of course).

No way that works, not for the money that Howard fleeced Sirius for. Those big paydays are over.