Thank God for friends

**HAL** · 01-31-2013, 06:35 PM

I got the cake because there was a long wait, or the girl has a crush on me. Like the girls at Mr Sub.

**face palm** · 01-31-2013, 06:36 PM

no girls have a crush on you

**Shine** · 01-31-2013, 06:37 PM

Hal would crush a girl

**HAL** · 01-31-2013, 06:37 PM

I make the ladies wet

**face palm** · 01-31-2013, 06:38 PM

Hal pees on women

**Dick Gozinya** · 01-31-2013, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by HAL

They gave me a free slice of cake at Swiss Chalet tonight

I guess stealing from the buffet line is free. Of sorts. It is.

**HAL** · 01-31-2013, 06:39 PM

k

**gilaet** · 01-31-2013, 06:45 PM

HAL's pimp hand is strong.

**FOXXXONE** · 01-31-2013, 06:47 PM

Originally Posted by Shine

Why did the give you a piece of cake?

waitress dropped his chicken in the back .

**HAL** · 01-31-2013, 06:49 PM

**Shine** · 01-31-2013, 06:49 PM

Hal's mom dropped him as a baby

**HAL** · 01-31-2013, 06:54 PM

Sell me some dirt

**Shine** · 01-31-2013, 06:54 PM

Originally Posted by HAL

Sell me some dirt

I will give you a dirt nap

**Schmoopy** · 01-31-2013, 06:55 PM

Friends? What are those?

**HAL** · 01-31-2013, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by Shine

I will give you a dirt nap

Ill freestyle a dirt rap

**TonyJax** · 01-31-2013, 07:00 PM

Originally Posted by AmishGirl

Always have an emergency $20 in the glove box!!!!!!

For hookers?

**Schmoopy** · 01-31-2013, 07:04 PM

Originally Posted by HAL

Ill freestyle a dirt rap

My floor chicken is still finger lickin'.

**GHP** · 01-31-2013, 07:06 PM

Calm down nobody's DPing anyone's wife

**HAL** · 01-31-2013, 07:07 PM

Originally Posted by Schmoopy

My floor chicken is still finger lickin'.

**Schmoopy** · 01-31-2013, 07:14 PM

You won't be able to get Pamela when she's 80.

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