"Haven't heard so much nigga since Django"
There is a cop station around the block but people still sell drugs around there. He has to wear kevlar and has his own mugshot book.
"Haven't heard so much nigga since Django"
There is a cop station around the block but people still sell drugs around there. He has to wear kevlar and has his own mugshot book.
Last edited by InstigatinMofo; 01-31-2013 at 05:19 PM.

Thankfully, these videos don't perpetuate any negative stereotypes...

They got mall cop in Seattle we got phoenix Jones...real life super hero. Keep on brother!
Man of action.......Nigga's freak over cameras like 'dey were paternity tests....................
So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........
They should bring him to the HSS semi-secret conference. This guy works his ASS off and gets shit done. Howard should hire him.
He must be the author of that book Howard talked about a few months ago "Getting Things Done", GTD.
I bet TV producers are calling this guy for a reality show.
Damn he wants a death wish
Hank to Beetle "who wrote the Gettysburg address"
Beetle "I don't wear dresses"
crowdtilt account where people can donate. It is Here - Kick Ass Mall Cop
crowdtilt tweeted the legitimacy of the donation
This guy is great - dude is probably not getting paid that much to deal with these characters and he should have someone like the Epic Beard Man for some back up. Here's an interview w/him - there's a white couple in it too, and not surprisingly, the reporter mentions that they were assaulted a few blocks from the mall.

That my friend is at what they call Underground Atlanta. I once seen a kid playing guitar minding his own business and got a sleeper hold put on him Roddy Piper style from some less than pleasant goons that strolled by. The store he was in front of had their security come out which was a bunch of thugs with dreadlocks swinging batons at them. Needless to say the kid wasn't there the next day playing his guitar
Darrien Long (Quovadus Blart, Atlanta Mall Cop) we speak your name.
The mall is adjacent to a street named MLK, and as Chris Rock points out that's a neighborhood you best be avoiding.
That's the same place where that lady got tazered. Same mall? Same guy? Send Benjy down there.
Spazzmatazz
These guys are sent the next day by the woman who got tazed.
Holy shit, I thought they were just random guys- that gives this a certain "plot line". The guy's orange felt shoes are hilarious, he's like the spitting image of someone who works at a hospital with those dark blue shoes.
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