that's so funny!
i always had my schedule on my desk when i got in so i could look it over, and that morning my assistant just stood there watching me read it.
I looked up and said "do you need something?"
"nope" she said, and just stood there
"OK" i said, and kept on reading.
when i got to it, i looked up and asked her "does he look like a bitch?" and she screamed "I KNEW YOU WOULD GET IT!"