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  1. 01-31-2013, 01:56 PM #1
    Hateman
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    When I see Beth smiling

    Time just slips away, nighttime turns to day.
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  2. 01-31-2013, 02:04 PM #2
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    When I see Beth making
    All of those wedding plans
    I want to go to Afghanistan
    And take my chances there.
    If you lose a fight to a midget, you become one. It's true.
    - Patton Oswalt
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    ...I know she is thinking about Howard dying and getting all his money.
    Please don't cock block me on Twitter
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  4. 01-31-2013, 02:09 PM #4
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    They played that at their wedding.....
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  5. 01-31-2013, 02:09 PM #5
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    ... "why so serious?" comes to mind.
    You should follow me on Twatter: @NotMyBro
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  6. 01-31-2013, 02:54 PM #6
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    I zoo za zoo
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  7. 01-31-2013, 03:00 PM #7
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    When I see Beth Smiling,
    without money she would be broker,
    she looks just like the....model,
    I remember Bianca's tiny bark,
    Beth's smile reminds me of a.....famous actress,
    She is amazing, and has her own money ofcourse,
    she is so gorgeous, she looks like a.....fashion consultant.
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  8. 01-31-2013, 03:02 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Murcielago View Post
    When I see Beth making
    All of those wedding plans
    I want to go to Afghanistan
    And take my chances there.
    Hamptons should have listened to Shaw/Blades.....................
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........
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  9. 01-31-2013, 03:03 PM #9
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    If he had to do all over again.....................Would he?
    So sayeth the Snot!!!! ...........
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  10. 01-31-2013, 03:13 PM #10
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    You going back to Shawshank!
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    I would fuck her in the pussy, ass and mouth then cum in her eyes.
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  11. 01-31-2013, 03:17 PM #11
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    I love to hear her neigh / and watch her eat some hay
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    "Screaming douchebags on my TV, our heroes are dumb and loud"
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  13. 01-31-2013, 04:06 PM #13
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kamie View Post
    They played that at their wedding.....
    That song was so shitty that God snuffed the guy that wrote it
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  14. 01-31-2013, 04:38 PM #14
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    When I see beth smile
    My heart does hurt
    Cuz I know she just wants
    A brand new purse..
    Last edited by DlistCelebutard; 01-31-2013 at 04:46 PM.
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  15. 01-31-2013, 04:41 PM #15
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    When I see Beth smiling, I'm all, "hey, where did her eyes go?"

    Last edited by ilovebacon; 01-31-2013 at 05:25 PM.
    This is better than rejuvenation.
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  16. 01-31-2013, 04:48 PM #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jake Dog View Post
    That song was so shitty that God snuffed the guy that wrote it
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  17. 01-31-2013, 04:49 PM #17
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    When I see Beth smiling
    Funny goes away
    Stern evolves to gay
    and it's no fun
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