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    Smoopy why don't you go down to the beach and pick up some ladies?
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    Mandingo? Did somebody say Mandingo?
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    Because I'm obsessed with big cock porn.

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    Because I'm obsessed with big cock porn, shit mult.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Why the hell was this on my phone?

    Why the fuck did I take a picture of inside Taco Bell last night?


    Kinda hip for a Taco Bell.

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    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it.



    Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Vyb View Post
    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go on an overnight drunk, and in 10 days I'm going to set out to find the shark that ate my friend and destroy it.



    Anyone who wants to tag along is more than welcome.
    Gilbert Gottfried does a much better Bill Murray impression, Jewfro.

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    You like mud sharks Mike?

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    I'll get up and fly away!

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    I did a Shark cage adventure in Hawaii....we were about a 3 miles out in the ocean off the north shore of Oahu. One of the coolest things I ever did.









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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL

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    You're a braver man than I am
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    You're a braver man than I am
    who's that to? anybody?
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Well, that was uncalled for.

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    i expected an

    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty South View Post
    Sharks don't bite in the conventional sense. They grip and tear.
    Is this what happen to Chwiza's peepee?

    ROR

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    The San Jose Sharks are already 6-0! It's an amazing time to be a Bay Area sports fan

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    Oh God fuck the Niners
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    Quote Originally Posted by nserafini View Post
    On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

    LOL, quint reps

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty South View Post
    Sharks don't bite in the conventional sense. They grip and tear.

    Like to prove that wouldn't ya....Get your name on the cover of the national geographic

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