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  1. 01-31-2013, 10:23 AM #1
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    Sharks!

    I want to talk about sharks

    Let's talk about sharks in this thread


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    They are fish.
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    Did you know that when a shark bites you, their teeth are so sharp you don't really even feel pain? Its like a knife in warm butter. Usually what you feel is the pressure.

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    On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by nserafini View Post
    On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.
    Sounds like a faggot to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by nserafini View Post
    On Thursday morning, Chief, I bumped into a friend of mine, Herbie Robinson from Cleveland. Baseball player. Boatswain's mate. I thought he was asleep. I reached over to wake him up. He bobbed up, down in the water just like a kinda top. Upended. Well, he'd been bitten in half below the waist.

    LOL, quint reps
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    A great white shark was gonna eat Manatee Mike but it decided it wasn't THAT hungry.
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    Mandingo? Did somebody say Mandingo?
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    guessing you liked the artwork
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    do you fallow the tagged sharks on fb?
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    Quote Originally Posted by baltimore mike View Post
    do you fallow the tagged sharks on fb?
    No
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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    I knew a shark that was sad and lonely and couldnt speak shark
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    you should its interesting
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    Sharks don't bite in the conventional sense. They grip and tear.
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    Mandingo? Did somebody say Mandingo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty South View Post
    Sharks don't bite in the conventional sense. They grip and tear.
    Is this what happen to Chwiza's peepee?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty South View Post
    Sharks don't bite in the conventional sense. They grip and tear.

    Like to prove that wouldn't ya....Get your name on the cover of the national geographic
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    Like to prove that wouldn't ya....Get your name on the cover of the national geographic
    I want those little paint happy bastards caught, and hung up by their Buster Browns!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    I want those little paint happy bastards caught, and hung up by their Buster Browns!

    hahahahahahaha!



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    Why the hell was this on my phone?

    Why the fuck did I take a picture of inside Taco Bell last night?


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  20. 01-31-2013, 10:40 AM #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Why the hell was this on my phone?

    Why the fuck did I take a picture of inside Taco Bell last night?


    You're a fucking menace to the streets of Portland!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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