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    This is the terrified monkey that Iran shot into space



    his hands are all taped up! how's he supposed to land the ship when he gets back?

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    They should have let him hold a banana for luck, assholes!

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    I don't even know why they're bothering, Ahmadinejad has already said that he believes the moon landing was a hoax and space travel is impossible. They also shot up a snake and a turtle, a few years ago.

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    Let's hope it was sedated, it looks terrified. I'd rather they sent up an Iranian.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 143 View Post
    Can I tell ya bawf? Space was not that bad!!!

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    "It is what it is. What do you do for a living?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by InstigatinMofo View Post


    his hands are all taped up! how's he supposed to land the ship when he gets back?
    that's awful! the poor little guy really does look terrified>
    is this real???? leave it up to the shitranians to be cruel to an animal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    that's awful! the poor little guy really does look terrified>
    is this real???? leave it up to the shitranians to be cruel to an animal.
    Countries that have sent monkeys into space:
    1 United States
    2 France
    3 Soviet Union and Russia
    4 Argentina
    5 Iran

    the US has shot a golder retriever, several monkeys, a cat, and some mice into orbit

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    Quote Originally Posted by InstigatinMofo View Post
    Countries that have sent monkeys into space:
    1 United States
    2 France
    3 Soviet Union and Russia
    4 Argentina
    5 Iran

    the US has shot a golder retriever, several monkeys, a cat, and some mice into orbit
    That was 50 years ago for the U.S. and U.S.S.R. when no one knew if life support would work, what the hell are the stupid fucking Iranian shitheads going to learn from a band strapped and duct taped in place monkey? I wonder if they even bothered sending along a supply of O2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by InstigatinMofo View Post
    Countries that have sent monkeys into space:
    1 United States
    2 France
    3 Soviet Union and Russia
    4 Argentina
    5 Iran

    the US has shot a golder retriever, several monkeys, a cat, and some mice into orbit
    Any country with real high tech would send a Rhino.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    that's awful! the poor little guy really does look terrified>
    is this real???? leave it up to the shitranians to be cruel to an animal.
    Did you even make it past elementary school? Leave it to a dumb fat right wing cunt not to know basic information about the country she claims to love. You should be sterilized for the betterment of humanity.

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    Quote Originally Posted by isabella View Post
    that's awful! the poor little guy really does look terrified>
    is this real???? leave it up to the shitranians to be cruel to an animal.
    Then you must really hate the French, who used cats or the Russians who used dogs...but lets not forget the original monkeynauts were American.






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    I hate that reptile more than ever.

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    that makes me sick

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    It's only a matter of time....

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    Space ? Big deal.


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    I wish we would just take that part of the world off the fucking planet..You know that monkey was dissected next ....Test shit on lifers in prison, not animals... A fucking monkey is not a man...I hate animal experimentation...........use people that suck.



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    Quote Originally Posted by monsoon View Post
    I wish we would just take that part of the world off the fucking planet..You know that monkey was dissected next ....Test shit on lifers in prison, not animals... A fucking monkey is not a man...I hate animal experimentation...........use people that suck.



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    This x1000.

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