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  1. 01-30-2013, 09:49 PM #1
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    Cool The best way to train a cat is with a 12 gauge shotgun...

    It works every time.
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    Tuna fish cans w/ anti freeze in em is helpful to train cats not to tear up your garbage.
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    .410 makes WAY less of a mess
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    at the risk of sounding like BEFFO..... you're awfoe
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  7. 01-31-2013, 05:11 AM #7
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    geeeze don't say that. i'm about to get a cat from the humane society.

    i'd hate to shoot the little darling for touching my plants.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FlaFlaFlunkie View Post



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    what about a burlap bag, a bunch of rocks, and some rope?
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    and a river
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  12. 01-31-2013, 11:26 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by sstressed View Post
    geeeze don't say that. i'm about to get a cat from the humane society.

    i'd hate to shoot the little darling for touching my plants.
    When mine was a kitten it would "fertilize" the house plants. I ended up putting river rock in all the plants so he couldn't get into them. Worked like a charm.
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