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01-30-2013, 08:52 PM #1the great destroyer
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jesus christ i jerked off so hard i thought i was going a have a fucking heart attack
you just don't turn it off.
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01-30-2013, 08:53 PM #2the great destroyer
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i'm still out of breath.
you just don't turn it off.
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01-30-2013, 08:55 PM #3AKA Howie
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Ever jerk it so hard you pull a muscle or get a headache? Not me.
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01-30-2013, 08:56 PM #4Saloon Untouchable
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Im in a hotel room but dont feel like wacking off. But then if i dont i kinda feel like I got ripped off
Last edited by Splash; 01-30-2013 at 09:00 PM. Reason: Cause Howiewood drives mopeds into roving bands of spics
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01-30-2013, 08:57 PM #5DS Supporter
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Go to a rub and tug
Originally Posted by Splash
Originally Posted by garypagetwo
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01-30-2013, 08:57 PM #6AKA Howie
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What's a got ripped off feel like?
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01-30-2013, 08:57 PM #7Maverick
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Good stuff....once after a 4 load jakoff bender i became chaffed.
You're a fake wearer sucker whose gold got busted.Cheaper than a hot dog with no mustard.You tried to steal my fresh and you got cold busted.Because your crew's all soft and I'm disgusted.
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01-30-2013, 08:58 PM #8Maverick
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Cha Cha Cha Chia
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01-30-2013, 08:59 PM #9DS Supporter
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Your hand and your wiener? Originally Posted by sternski
Originally Posted by garypagetwo
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01-30-2013, 08:59 PM #10the great destroyer
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great jerk off stories, boys!
you just don't turn it off.
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01-30-2013, 09:00 PM #11Shot Dead
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Have you ever tried to expense hotel porn? Originally Posted by Splash
One time my buddy from work ordered a bunch of gay vids to my room when we were traveling together so I had to pay for the room myself because I was scared to submit the receipt.
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01-30-2013, 09:03 PM #12DS Supporter
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Originally Posted by Ridic Too
Have you ever tried to expense hotel porn?
One time my buddy from work ordered a bunch of gay vids to my room when we were traveling together so I had to pay for the room myself because I was scared to submit the receipt.
Funny story but fake. You're gay.
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01-30-2013, 09:03 PM #13Saloon Untouchable
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Kinda tired. My just go to sleep hopefully i'll dream of some skinny asian broad with big cans giving me a happy ending and then watching her get madder and madder cause I'm not finishing and her arm is getting very tired and sore Originally Posted by doughhead63
Go to a rub and tug
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01-30-2013, 09:03 PM #14AKA Howie
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The other night I had a dream that I pulled down Jennifer Lawrence's tights (from Silver Linings Playbook) and ate her pussy. I woke up ha;f way through and my cock was diamond hard. I wanted to jerk it, but I tried to get back to sleep and get back to the dream. Didn't happen.
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01-30-2013, 09:04 PM #15Shot Dead
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How much is a "bunch of" and how long were you and your buddy alone in the room together? Originally Posted by Ridic Too
Have you ever tried to expense hotel porn?
One time my buddy from work ordered a bunch of gay vids to my room when we were traveling together so I had to pay for the room myself because I was scared to submit the receipt.
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01-30-2013, 09:07 PM #16Saloon Untouchable
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Back in the old days they used to let you preview a movie for five minutes without paying for it. I would set my watch and had it down to a science and nut at 4:45 hoping it wasnt one of those scenes where they focus on the dudes face where he looks like he just pulled his leg out of a coal burner. Originally Posted by Ridic Too
Have you ever tried to expense hotel porn?
One time my buddy from work ordered a bunch of gay vids to my room when we were traveling together so I had to pay for the room myself because I was scared to submit the receipt.
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01-30-2013, 09:10 PM #17AKA Howie
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This is the outfit she was wearing. Best. Dream. Ever!!!!
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01-30-2013, 09:11 PM #18DS Supporter
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gphnY.gif Originally Posted by DroppingLoads
Originally Posted by garypagetwo
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01-30-2013, 09:14 PM #19mother of turtles
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I understand this more than I want to Originally Posted by Splash
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01-30-2013, 09:15 PM #20Maverick
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naw....my pecker....i was out of coco butter and wasnt using a quality soft cotton cumsock and because i was on empty and wanted that4th load out i was extremely vigorous.....my damn cock was bleedin. Originally Posted by doughhead63
fun times.
You're a fake wearer sucker whose gold got busted.Cheaper than a hot dog with no mustard.You tried to steal my fresh and you got cold busted.Because your crew's all soft and I'm disgusted.
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