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    Quote Originally Posted by acagirl98 View Post
    I understand this more than I want to
    I bet you get the room with the jacuzzi tub/shower massage, don't cha?

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    Quote Originally Posted by sternski View Post
    naw....my pecker....i was out of coco butter and wasnt using a quality soft cotton cumsock and because i was on empty and wanted that4th load out i was extremely vigorous.....my damn cock was bleedin.


    fun times.
    naked critic?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    I bet you get the room with the jacuzzi tub, don't cha?
    no


    I dont think the next place even has a tub. fuck. I posted more on SFN from a tub than anywhere else

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    Dinkus, whatever happened to the old Mexican broad?
    Wife is a Whore is the Creepiest/Horniest guy here. Carry on. -Porn Stache
    I'd tell you to try being nicer, but then everybody would just think somebody else hacked your account. -Slippy

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    german milf.
    I'm really not into the German porn. For some reason it just turns me off no matter what it is. Once I hear the people speaking in German, I look for something else.
    Quote Originally Posted by nazdrowie View Post
    less words, more tits and ass..
    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    BECAUSE EVERYONE IS SAYING THE STEAK IS SHITTY OH MY FUCKING GOD POPEYE I'M GOING TO KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE I'm getting a headache

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    Quote Originally Posted by Howiewood View Post
    The other night I had a dream that I pulled down Jennifer Lawrence's tights (from Silver Linings Playbook) and ate her pussy. I woke up ha;f way through and my cock was diamond hard. I wanted to jerk it, but I tried to get back to sleep and get back to the dream. Didn't happen.

    I want to touch her where she pees.
    Preservation through destruction.

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    German porn is good for the lean young hotties playing in piss or taking cock in the keister.
    Wife is a Whore is the Creepiest/Horniest guy here. Carry on. -Porn Stache
    I'd tell you to try being nicer, but then everybody would just think somebody else hacked your account. -Slippy

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    Quote Originally Posted by nfbuckeye View Post
    I want to touch her where she pees.
    I don't know if they'll send you her American Standard dude.

  9. #29
    i can't find any max hardcore porn on free tubes anymore
    my dick looks up at me and just frowns
    fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Popeye Saavedra View Post
    I'm really not into the German porn. For some reason it just turns me off no matter what it is. Once I hear the people speaking in German, I look for something else.
    so I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE
    "UND SHIZZER!! MIT SHIZZER DE FRUNDE"
    fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by Splash View Post
    Back in the old days they used to let you preview a movie for five minutes without paying for it. I would set my watch and had it down to a science and nut at 4:45 hoping it wasnt one of those scenes where they focus on the dudes face where he looks like he just pulled his leg out of a coal burner.
    that's fuckin' funny shit, man.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickfeeling View Post
    i can't find any max hardcore porn on free tubes anymore
    my dick looks up at me and just frowns
    fuck
    Really? What so you define as max hardcore then?
    A train leaving every night..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Estocada View Post
    Really? What so you define as max hardcore then?
    maxxx hardcore bro. gross dude, rapes chicks on camera while wearing a cowboy hat and pees in their moufs.
    you just don't turn it off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    german milf.
    link? & dudes face is always a deal breaker...wtf porn producers?
    I hate being bipolar, its awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dinkus mayhem View Post
    maxxx hardcore bro. gross dude, rapes chicks on camera while wearing a cowboy hat and pees in their moufs.
    I guess I'm a lightweight. I still just like a good old fashioned railing.
    A train leaving every night..

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