1-30-2013 Listening Thread

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Stover again bringing up his "6-pack abs" to Artie & Adam Richmond (two pork bellied slobs who could care less about "abs.") Fucking guy is like a neutered mid western pretty boy metrosexual version of DiPaolo..

was about to post this. I'm amazed pasty tits god boy didn't say something about the flits. Everytime he talks about himself he's the kind of guy I want to punch in the face, he seems to have no ability to read a situation. Oh, and don't give me that shit about Randy Moss being in the conversation of greatest receiver when he played in the passing era, it's like saying sammy sosa is one of the best power hitters of all time.

[JB50]

This coming from the person who hates Artie with a passion, hates The Artie Lange Show, yet watches it all the time.

No he's right. Nicks gone from the show, but he still has a permanent residence in your heads.

[CAPTAIN KIRK]

pasty tits god boy

Dats a good vun lol

[Doobster]

I was thinking the same thing. These guys are talking about pigging out and eating all the diverse food N'Orleans has to offer and Stover chimes in about how he's going crazy and skewed from his diet by throwing some chicken on his salad. That segment was awkward cuz it was like Stover was trying too hard to fit in with Artie and Adam, but it just made him come across as even more uptight. Whoa calm down there Stover! Don't get too wild and crazy now and actually enjoy yourself for once. I bet this guy eat his ribs with a knife and fork.

[TelegramSam]

No he's right. Nicks gone from the show, but he still has a permanent residence in your heads.

...and you know this because you take the time to read an Artie Lange Show Listening Thread? Rick sucks, it is fun to occasionally rip on him for blowing it. Artie is at the Super Bowl media day and makes national news, Rick is at Zanies. When they start the washed up, cuckolded road comic forum you can rest assured I wont be going to the Rick suicide message listening thread and start talking shit.

[TelegramSam]

Also, Stover was okay at the beginning, but I'm turning on him. Mannix is much better, but I really hope they audition more people before they pick a replacement.

[Doobster]

was about to post this. I'm amazed pasty tits god boy didn't say something about the flits. Everytime he talks about himself he's the kind of guy I want to punch in the face, he seems to have no ability to read a situation. Oh, and don't give me that shit about Randy Moss being in the conversation of greatest receiver when he played in the passing era, it's like saying sammy sosa is one of the best power hitters of all time.

I'm ready to hear his argument for Moss being considered one the best receivers of all time. He's 'supposed' to have some sort of sports knowledge and I really hope he doesn't just say 'well he's 2nd in receiving TDs and has X-amount of yards' If you're gonna say he's in the same conversation as Jerry Rice, you better be able to make a good argument why you think that. Don't just give me stats.

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I'm ready to hear his argument for Moss being considered one the best receivers of all time. He's 'supposed' to have some sort of sports knowledge and I really hope he doesn't just say 'well he's 2nd in receiving TDs and has X-amount of yards' If you're gonna say he's in the same conversation as Jerry Rice, you better be able to make a good argument why you think that. Don't just give me stats.

A guy like pasty ass only has stats. He doesn't understand that the best receiver all time can't just run jumpball 9 routes his entire career. Moss lost all his speed and so has become irrelevant because he doesn't run good routes and doesn't have the nut sack to go over the middle. He was great when he was the fastest guy on the field, had cris carter doing the dirty work and cullpepper or cunningham could just throw the ball like a madman down field - and those teams still got their ass kicked off the field. When he was with the patriots he had welker and one of the most precise qbs. There are dozens of wrs I would start a team with before him. Jerry Rice is so much better than him it's silly to talk about

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Artie goin' on about place kickers banging punters wife was funny shit.

[Doobster]

A guy like pasty ass only has stats. He doesn't understand that the best receiver all time can't just run jumpball 9 routes his entire career. Moss lost all his speed and so has become irrelevant because he doesn't run good routes and doesn't have the nut sack to go over the middle. He was great when he was the fastest guy on the field, had cris carter doing the dirty work and cullpepper or cunningham could just throw the ball like a madman down field - and those teams still got their ass kicked off the field. When he was with the patriots he had welker and one of the most precise qbs. There are dozens of wrs I would start a team with before him. Jerry Rice is so much better than him it's silly to talk about

I couldn't have said it better myself. I'm not saying Moss is garbage, but yea his specialty was running straight down the field and have the QB throw it up and let Moss try and outjump the DB. He never ran across the middle and now that he's not the fastest guy on the field, he's disappeared. He played in every game this year and had 28 catches. And another thing...Stover has no ability to transition from topic to topic or know how to comes across as smooth while doing interviews. Its like he has a pre-made list of questions he wants to ask and just waits for there to be a break in the dialouge and then just asks some random question that doesn't have much to do with the topic at the time. His questions to Garrett Hartley were so random and came out of nowhere, it creates that awkward pause between everyone where you're like "what the hell are you talking about dude?"

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it's a bit strange to have a a world renowned addict and the bumper is that annoying broad saying how much they party

[fatstuff]

I like the Stove most when he's quiet. That's the best part about him on the show. Sometimes when he opens his mouth it's just awful. Abs
Mannix isn't terrible, but they've only tried out 3 guys for the spot.
They really need to try out some more co-hosts.

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I like the Stove most when he's quiet. That's the best part about him on the show. Sometimes when he opens his mouth it's just awful. Abs
Mannix isn't terrible, but they've only tried out 3 guys for the spot.
They really need to try out some more co-hosts.

That they do. Nepotism boy with the big white-not-found-in-nature teeth was actually pretty good as he spent some time each segment to artie's side soft tossing some wiffle golf balls for arthur to turn on. He could turn awful I'm sure as well. Mannix is likely what he is, Pasty ass strikes me as a guy that is going to get super uptight and condescending once he gets the job just like he did with the don't dare insult the fuck-her-way-to-the-middle Julie Chen Moonvees segment.


Also, Southern Belle Mikey and Colonel Brock is a pretty fuckin good sketch on directv - Boccetti is such a good guy that has no pretense.

[Undercarriage]

They really need to try out some more co-hosts.

^absolutely this. an empty chair is better than stover. please cbs yank stover from the show to punish us for artie's remarks about chen

[Death Smack]

Lol at the top of the show if you are gay lovers don't let culver know cause he will have none of that :al:

It's a shame Culver can't speak his mind without Artie setting him up and the meat gazing world telling Culver how to think or feel
YAY 1st Amendment

[fatstuff]

Yeah, I haven't seen ANY Brock & Bocchetti stuff that hasn't been top notch.

Their latest batch of vids stand up to repeat viewing.

I might be mentally scarred for a while from the image of Mike all dolled up though.

[Death Smack]

Artie put knives in his tummy cuz he was sad. Don't be sad Artie.

Hope he doesn't pull that stunt when the show gets cancelled, this show is horrible with Stover and that pud from SI

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It's a shame Culver can't speak his mind without Artie setting him up and the meat gazing world telling Culver how to think or feel
YAY 1st Amendment

What does the brouhaha have to do with the 1st amendment? He was allowed to say his tripe, and everyone else was allowed to say he's a f'n moron for saying it.

here's the 1st amendement: Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech...

So, did congress make a law saying he can't say that? Was he fined or imprisoned by federal, state or local law? Some of you fucktards have no idea what these terms you throw around mean. Freedom of Speech doesn't mean others can't freely call you a dumbshit for being a black dude and hating on the flitty bastards.

[Death Smack]

God the "Po Boy" segment is just fucking retarded, this show is becoming so predictable that it is sad and maybe Prez Oblumpkin will do one useful thing and outlaw bands on Artie's show

[Death Smack]

What does the brouhaha have to do with the 1st amendment? He was allowed to say his tripe, and everyone else was allowed to say he's a f'n moron for saying it.

here's the 1st amendement: Congress shall make no law...abridging the freedom of speech...

So, did congress make a law saying he can't say that? Was he fined or imprisoned by federal, state or local law? Some of you fucktards have no idea what these terms you throw around mean. Freedom of Speech doesn't mean others can't freely call you a dumbshit for being a black dude and hating on the flitty bastards.

Well he will be fined by the fags ruining the NFL and Culver is being crucified after Artie set him up