A fan.. No spoilers just answers plz.... Ok the question is... Why?
Because you're addicted to nicotine.
Because you celebrate Christmas all year long.
Because I said so that's why
Ask me anything.
Because the person who normally works the glory hole was on break.

Bud Dry!
They were out of fish and chips.
The rent's cheaper the closer you live to Big Ben.
The water's too cold.
You were too old to be a cast member of The Real World London and they already had a token gay.
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