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  1. 01-30-2013, 06:59 PM #1
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    Allow me to show you how you've been eating Chinese take-out all wrong.




    Yet again, bringing nothing but the best.
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  2. 01-30-2013, 07:02 PM #2
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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?
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  3. 01-30-2013, 07:03 PM #3
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chriza View Post
    Not watching
    You're in Portland, they probably serve Chinese food on a paper plate with a sheet of tinfoil over it.
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  4. 01-30-2013, 07:05 PM #4
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    I had a difficult time masturbating to that video.
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  5. 01-30-2013, 07:06 PM #5
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    Thread title should have been "all wong"
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  6. 01-30-2013, 07:07 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by LonghornJ View Post
    I had a difficult time masturbating to that video.
    The Interwebs is an Old West, no holds barred, free for all. All kinds of beat off videos all over the place.


    Except this site.
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  7. 01-30-2013, 07:09 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    Thread title should have been "all wong"
    I'd prefer not to stain my reputation by using something like that.

    I'd prefer to be thought of as 'Funny'.
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  8. 01-30-2013, 07:09 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by Daveindiego View Post
    I'd prefer not to stain my reputation by using something like that.

    I'd prefer to be thought of as 'Funny'.
    When are you gonna try out this "funny" you speak of?
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  9. 01-30-2013, 07:11 PM #9
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    That bastard is retarded because he cant eat out of a takeout box.
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  10. 01-30-2013, 07:11 PM #10
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    That method is fine until you get something juicy like chop suey or Cashew Shrimp.
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    I never would have thought of that.
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  12. 01-30-2013, 07:22 PM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by crazypreacher View Post
    I never would have thought of that.
    Bust that shit out next time, and your homies will be all "Dammmmmmmmmnnnnn, check out this Chinaman over here."
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  13. 01-30-2013, 07:24 PM #13
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    lame, you can't shut it quick and throw it in the fridge anymore and nobody but a fatass finishes their Chinese

    And if its a sauce dish it'll go everywhere.

    Fuck it. 2/10
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  14. 01-30-2013, 07:26 PM #14
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    goddam that was stupid, even for you Dave
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    and the rice would be a block and when you chop that shit up it'll go everywhere. and if you wanna put soy sauce and shit, it'll run off. then you gotta get Tupperware and then do dishes....oh fuck this. This is the worst video I've ever seen and I don't appreciate it being posted. Fuck fuck fuck.
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  16. 01-30-2013, 07:31 PM #16
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    Anytime something is described with "LIKE A BOSS" you just know some kinda douchebaggery will follow.
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    Shut up Hal.
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    fuck off, HAL
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  18. 01-30-2013, 08:38 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dream Theater View Post
    Anytime something is described with "LIKE A BOSS" you just know some kinda douchebaggery will follow.
    Especially when it is me.
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  20. 01-30-2013, 08:45 PM #20
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    Lo Mein is da shits. And if you can't eat it out of the box with chop stix you fail.

    BTW fuck lo mein. shit is weak. I prefer chinese food in plastic containers. Foam containers are for fags.
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