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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    no god/bigfoot/grassy knoll shooter/man made climate change or honest politician

    i believe in heaven tho, just cuz i wanna.
    OK there's a bigfoot though
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    OK there's a bigfoot though
    i mighta believed in bigfoot but after watchin those stoopud bigfoots shows i had to distance myself from those retards.

    i'm in for ufo's tho, just to be consistent with the whole no-god thing.
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    God is an alien
    The day you give your heart to Jesus, He will set you free.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    i mighta believed in bigfoot but after watchin those stoopud bigfoots shows i had to distance myself from those retards.

    i'm in for ufo's tho, just to be consistent with the whole no-god thing.
    Now if we could just figure out where the aliens came from......
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    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    God is an alien
    hey matthew, do you believe in aliens/ufo etc?
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Now if we could just figure out where the aliens came from......
    well, carl sagan and crew determined that the universe is not old enough for any aliens to have randomly evolved from rocks, so,
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    hey matthew, do you believe in aliens/ufo etc?
    i'll try again.

    God is an alien (srs)
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    He's just an inter-dimensional alien, not an interplanetary alien.

    always wondered why people couldn't come to terms with that
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Now if we could just figure out where the aliens came from......
    i like how the gubment spends all kinds of billion$ searching for traces of life on mars/hubble/space listening stations etc yet ignores/covers up/discounts all evidence of ufo's in front of our face. gubment is so fookin batshit crazy.
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    we're the gubbment
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    Quote Originally Posted by MatthewT View Post
    well, carl sagan and crew determined that the universe is not old enough for any aliens to have randomly evolved from rocks, so,
    maybe they're us from the future?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    i like how the gubment spends all kinds of billion$ searching for traces of life on mars/hubble/space listening stations etc yet ignores/covers up/discounts all evidence of ufo's in front of our face. gubment is so fookin batshit crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    maybe they're us from the future?
    all aliens are from, and exist in, and can move in an out of, a timeless dimension that intersects with our universe at all points in space/time
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Is gay marriage legal in your state? ~ schmoopy
    alot of astronauts, have admitted to being followed into space by unknown craft. military radar always captures unknown weird targets "observing" our major conflicts. i've got airline/military pilot friends who just say that shit isnt to be reported unless passengers see it, then they make a bland report & it disappears.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Now if we could just figure out where the aliens came from......



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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    alot of astronauts, have admitted to being followed into space by unknown craft. military radar always captures unknown weird targets "observing" our major conflicts. i've got airline/military pilot friends who just say that shit isnt to be reported unless passengers see it, then they make a bland report & it disappears.
    Who ARE those people?
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stripes View Post
    alot of astronauts, have admitted to being followed into space by unknown craft. military radar always captures unknown weird targets "observing" our major conflicts. i've got airline/military pilot friends who just say that shit isnt to be reported unless passengers see it, then they make a bland report & it disappears.
    i think the real question is, are they interplanetary aliens visiting us, or interdimensional aliens fucking with us
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    god squad

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    Quote Originally Posted by 2Manboobs View Post
    Where I come from the hardcore alky's drink Tatascán. It's like moonshine and you actually hallucinate if you drink it
    Quote Originally Posted by Dawg View Post

    Mlaw, as long as I live I will never understand how you passed the bar. You are dumber than a fucking rock. I bet you fucking cheated your way through school.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Where I come from the hardcore alky's drink Tatascán. It's like moonshine and you actually hallucinate if you drink it
    i will pm you my address

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