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    are we counting paying or not?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post
    Terrible. We were virgins so she was on my weiner like it was the last ear of sweet corn in the world...
    It took awhile for the PTSD flashbacks to subside.
    sounds painful

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Gas Face View Post
    are we counting paying or not?
    a BJ is a BJ, no matter how you two hooked up

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    It wasn't very good. She didn't know how to do it. There were teeth and everything. After a while she stopped trying and we just fucked.
    My name was supposed to be French fries with mayo but I was drunk when I signed up.

    You can also just call me "Dick".

  5. #25
    "is just really nice?"
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    It was good. She swallowed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GHP View Post
    Shiv

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    Well it started out great but the goddamn vestments kept getting in the way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eliasbboy View Post
    Best. Day. Ever.

    7th grade, Michelle.

    Complete hewer. I should have married her.
    7th grade is an accomplishment. Well done.

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    9th grade. Girl named Tangy. Ohhh mama, once those sweep lips wrapped around my veiny baby arm...I was off to the moon. I pumped right into her and the girl didn't even slow down. She was quite a sportin' girl from what I remember. Where are you now my sweet Tangerine?

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    Quote Originally Posted by jackie the jerk View Post
    For real though, my first BJ was also the chicks first time giving one too, I finished in her mouth and she threw up.



    I was dating this chick in 10th grade and we lost our virginity to each other. A few months later we both lost our oral virginity too. It was so awesome for both of us, after that day we used to 69 every chance we got! Good times.

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    Susan. Pudgy ginger girl. First bang too....same night.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    mojo is a real man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    Susan. Pudgy ginger girl. First bang too....same night.
    OMG!!!! you should dig up her picture from Facebook and post it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BLOW ME View Post
    7th grade is an accomplishment. Well done.
    Hey!! It's IMAGOODONE back with his 2nd or 3rd mult after being banned.

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    I got my first from a girl way more experienced then me. She was a slut. I remember that trying to get another one would probably become a main focus in my life....i was right
    What is the truth, what is the faithful lasting proof?
    What is the central theme to this everlasting spoof?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mojopin View Post
    Susan. Pudgy ginger girl. First bang too....same night.
    How long you last?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hateman View Post
    How long you last?
    I think about 2 and a half pumps.

    With a condom.
    Quote Originally Posted by Lawsy View Post
    mojo is a real man.

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    My brother told me it was my special purpose


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    Quote Originally Posted by BudBudha View Post
    Terrible. We were virgins so she was on my weiner like it was the last ear of sweet corn in the world...
    It took awhile for the PTSD flashbacks to subside.
    this genuinely pleases me

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    nice and quick. they just got fucking longer and longer after that

    I'm just not one of those cool chicks that loves to suck dick for days on end

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    my first blowjob was very poor and I didn't cum
    the girl was awful and i was constantly worried that could smell my balls

    i still worry about that

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