What was your very first job?

[Jake Dog]

Paper route. I think I was 10 or 11.

Same here. Cleveland Press. The blaeks coming home from high school would throw empty bottles at me every day. Same f'n customers would not pay me week after week and claim that they did. Good lessons for future life.

[BudBudha]

Sounds like an episode of Different Strokes

The boss was this sketchy Italian dude that would ride to work, open the shop, and walk around in his lycra shorts all day. I guess it worked, he bagged a few customers.

[wicked smaaaht]

Pizza joint. After shower, my hair still smelled like pizza...so i was told

[HeinousMark]

Sounds like an episode of Different Strokes

Or Blossom.

[The Gas Face]

The boss was this sketchy Italian dude that would ride to work, open the shop, and walk around in his lycra shorts all day. I guess it worked, he bagged a few customers.

In Different Strokes some creepy dude took baths with Dudley and Arnold after he gave them wine.

[Smell Muhfinger]

Sounds like an episode of Different Strokes

[Mr. Clutch]

Tha Kid was usin a drill press at 10 yo fo mah pops, but a niggas relly realz fist job beented at Mickeyds at 14 yo.

[2Manboobs]

In Different Strokes some creepy dude took baths with Dudley and Arnold after he gave them wine.

That was a very special episode of Different Strokes ...I remember watching & thinking there'd be no way any kid could be that stupid & gullible

[BudBudha]

In Different Strokes some creepy dude took baths with Dudley and Arnold after he gave them wine.

Thank God this guy was straight. The bike shop was in an old building with a basement & attic

[Oh So Much]

Underage I swept hair at a beauty salon and wrote up tickets and did cashiering.
When I got my work permit at 15 1/2 I worked at a movie theater. It was the ghetto kind, cost $2 because they showed movies that had been out of the theaters for a while.

[HeinousMark]

That was a very special episode of Different Strokes ...I remember watching & thinking there'd be no way any kid could be that stupid & gullible

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Gawd I wanted to bang Dan Plato......

[Just Peachy]

At 16, I worked at an oral surgeon's office after school and practice. I'd do filing, patient scheduling, getting ready for the next day type of thing... I really liked it though when they'd let me help out in the back office...I'd get to sterilize equipment, develop x-rays and watch surgeries.

[VAsiCkBoy]

First job? I'm still at my so-called "first job".

[B Stache]

Cutting copper pipe for my dad at six while on summer breaks

First real job was working as a kennel attendant at an animal hospital

[Lemmy]

Aside from a paper route earlier my first real job was in a chemical factory at 15. I packaged bags of calcium chloride initially. I ended up working there full time while I was in high school and stayed until I got my current gig at 27. By the time I left I had probably maxed out my ambition and job level. Great place to work and where I met Mrs. Lemmy.

[BudBudha]

At 16, I worked at an oral surgeon's office after school and practice. I'd do filing, patient scheduling, getting ready for the next day type of thing... I really liked it though when they'd let me help out in the back office...I'd get to sterilize equipment, develop x-rays and watch surgeries.

Hi Peachy, I may have some extra Brabanters if interested.

[Just Peachy]

Hi Peachy, I may have some extra Brabanters if interested.

Hi Bud. Nice to see you. I would love to have some of your birds but unfortunately, I have no more space in my coop. Thanks for the offer though.

[bobtraw]

I babysat during church choir practice

[renchfrieswith]

Dishwasher/floor cleaner/sandwich maker/toilet cleaner at some shitty local burger joint.

They fired me after a month because they thought I didn't have talent for it.

After that I got a job at a Best Buy-type of store and spent most my time carrying around refrigerators and shit.

[renchfrieswith]

Aside from a paper route earlier my first real job was in a chemical factory at 15. I packaged bags of calcium chloride initially. I ended up working there full time while I was in high school and stayed until I got my current gig at 27. By the time I left I had probably maxed out my ambition and job level. Great place to work and where I met Mrs. Lemmy.

Damn, that's a long time for a temp job.