Not going to make fun of your family. And I'm sorry to hear your son and granddaughter are moving so far away, that sucks.
Wife is a Whore is the Creepiest/Horniest guy here. Carry on. -Porn Stache
I'd tell you to try being nicer, but then everybody would just think somebody else hacked your account. -Slippy
Why would a Father and Grandfather subject his kids to the widespread ridicule of internet strangers on a website where he is wildly unpopular? Seriously Dan, God as my witness, what the fuck is wrong with you? It isn't about how you feel about them. If you really are proud of them, try to be with them and help them, not have page after page of them being relentlessly torn up.
What the fuck do you think would happen if they started reading what is going to follow? They would want to kill themselves wih embarrassment.
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Originally Posted by Slippy : "That REALLY was fucking gay of you, Matthew. Fuckin' girl."
The kids that got Dans looks look ok. The one that got moms looks...ooohfah.
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Wife is a Whore is the Creepiest/Horniest guy here. Carry on. -Porn Stache
I'd tell you to try being nicer, but then everybody would just think somebody else hacked your account. -Slippy
What I said was something along the lines of, for a girl who's boyfriend weighs 470 lbs, she has a pretty nice body. There's certainly nothing wrong with it and she's close to 40 if I recall. I've seen a lot of worse looking women with better looking guys. I think Dan has done pretty well for himself. And yeah, if you put the two of them next to eachother naked, it is pretty astonishing. A downright fucking headscratcher.
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