So Nikki called me from Jail.....

[MatthewT]

what kind of mayo do you like HAL

[The Shiv]

Dude I had 6 - 10 threads about me or by me going strong on the front page everyday for the last couple of weeks. The only lull was me taking off three or four days to spend time with my son and grand daughter before they left for Texas and then spending time with nikki yesterday.

putting family first! respect!

[Kanye West]

Animalgod makes this thread boring now, later nigs

[HAL]

what kind of mayo do you like HAL

this

[Billy]

Later

[Billy]

Hell Man's Mayo

[gilaet]

this

actual size

[Blackened]

was the 80 year old sugar daddy pissing in the kitchen sink when all this went down?

[MatthewT]

have you ever tried the Duke's mayo HAL?

[MatthewT]

that is not a trick question by the way

[gilaet]

Have you ever sucked off John Wayne, HAL?

[gilaet]

That is also not a trick question.

[MatthewT]

[DogStar69]

Turns out her and John got into it after Nikki drank for the first time in 2 months. She says she was not really drunk and that john mistook her moving the keyboard as her trying to smash it and choked her she subsequently bit him and the police were called. She called me from jail at 5:00 am to say she would be arraigned the following day. Luckily for her no charges were pressed and she was let go. She called me and I picked her up and we chilled most the day. She wanted to stay but that was out of the question. I had one of my drivers take her back to the black cowboys place. Which is where she will be staying for the immediate future.

Adventures in White Trash living.

[2Manboobs]

Since you're new to the slurping of my balls let me fill you in on the rules.

1) You must stay in the front to middle area. The back area nearest my taint is reserved for V.I.P's
2) No teeth
3) Go slowly at first as choking may occur
4) Prepare yourself for a taste explosion
5) Please be prepared to explain the flavor.

Will he also be lifting your enormous hanging belly out of the way?....Or, will you be doing that for him?

And, will you also hold the magnifying-glass for him?...Or, is he responsible for doing that, as well?

[HAL]

Dont ask personal questions

[FunnyFarm2]

Alert

Personal info being posted

[Judsy]

Ken's mayo is the absolute best......True story

[AnimalGod]

was the 80 year old sugar daddy pissing in the kitchen sink when all this went down?

I would assume he was sleeping.

[Diogenes1]