So Nikki called me from Jail.....

[AnimalGod]

on the bright side she will now have more opportunities to post here whenever she is over.

[KOC]

I'm sure Nikki wanted you to tell us this story (true or not) and she's really glad there's a thread about it. Sad, desperate fat man.

[AnimalGod]

I'm sure Nikki wanted you to tell us this story (true or not) and she's really glad there's a thread about it. Sad, desperate fat man.

She knows we talked about it at length yesterday.

[Diogenes1]

[Diogenes1]

[MatthewT]

you're so gay for Dan dude

[AnimalGod]

you're so gay for Dan dude

he wants more than my balls he wants the shaft. I keep trying to tell the guy I'm not gay like him.

[Stew Nod]

I had chicken salad for lunch

thanks for the update

No prob

[Stew Nod]

She knows we talked about it at length yesterday.

Hey Danimal...have you patented your ball sack soup yet? Niggas gotta eat

[MatthewT]

he wants more than my balls he wants the shaft. I keep trying to tell the guy I'm not gay like him.

the dude's gross

[KOC]

She knows we talked about it at length yesterday.

"I'm gonna tell everyone at Dawg's."

"Please don't."

"I am."

"Dan. Please."

"I'm doing it."

"I wish you wouldn't."

"Can we fuck?"

"No."

" "

[2Manboobs]

How scary would that be to inadvertently have one of your extremities near that mouth when he goes in for the chomp?? ..... Nothing comes back from that in-tact

[Mlaw]

chicken salad is risky; mayo can be bad

I have a tummy ache, Oderus says it's the low barometric pressure

[KOC]

Did everyone catch the part at the beginning where slow John grabbed Nikki because she was smashing the keyboard, and she said she was just "moving it"?

[MatthewT]

I have a tummy ache, Oderus says it's the low barometric pressure

that doesn't sound right; that's something that would mess up your head, not your tummy

[MatthewT]

Did everyone catch the part at the beginning where slow John grabbed Nikki because she was smashing the keyboard, and she said she was just "moving it"?

moving it rapidly back and forth on top of his head

[AnimalGod]

moving it rapidly back and forth on top of his head

[FatKidSullivan]

It was all brain damaged John's stupid fault! If he didn't flip out whenever Nikki moved a piece of electronics equipment, this would have never happened!

That fucking guy has taken one too many Advil for his own good. He's out of control with his mood swings.

[KOC]

Now she's at the retarded black cowboy whose uncle she fucked's house, so everybody just calm down.

[Mack]

im going to have sex tonight

If I play my cards right, I might just be able to avoid it.