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    Florida Man Stabs Wife —Over a Hamburger

    Florida Man Stabs Wife —Over a Hamburger

    BARTOLO GELSOMINO THEN ALLEGEDLY STAGED BURGLARY


    By Kate Seamons, Newser Staff
    Posted Jan 30, 2013 12:41 PM CST





    (NEWSER) – Today, in the Really Horrific Motives department: A 78-year-old Florida man murdered his wife of 52 years last Monday because she wouldn't cook him a hamburger, say police. Bartolo Gelsomino then allegedly attempted to make it appear as if his 71-year-old wife was stabbed during a burglary, reports the Miami Herald. But the two possible blood stains spotted on Gelsomino's shirt shifted the spotlight toward him, as did his son's admission to police that Gelsomino "had a history of domestic violence."


    Police say Gelsomino confessed to the crime, and led them to the trash can where he had disposed of the kitchen knife and other evidence. He faces second-degree murder charges. NBC Miami reports that the Gelsominos' daughter was the one who found her body; she told CBS4 that she hoped her mother's death will prod others suffering from domestic violence to find help. "That day it was a hamburger, another day it was eggs," she said. "Another day the water was too cold or too hot. It didn’t matter, anything that wasn’t right or didn’t feel right, he used it to control my mother."




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    Bitch should have made his hamburger!
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    thought this was gonna be another Shiv thread
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    fucking hamburger ain't gonna cook itself

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    What are you dropping for supper, HAL?

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    akumba mumbwangi

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    Really, I don't see the crime here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shivettez View Post
    thought this was gonna be another Shiv thread
    That would have been "Florida Man Rapes Unconscious Wife With Hamburger Spatula."

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    I wonder if she ever dropped his chicken?

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    another caster fly call-out thread
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    I'm sure she deserved it.

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    did he want condiments on it too?
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    Quote Originally Posted by P-B View Post
    That would have been "Florida Man Rapes Unconscious Wife With Hamburger Spatula."
    ill see if i can get that out next week
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