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  1. 01-30-2013, 05:15 AM #1
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    Question Does your dog ever watch you while you poop?

    My dog is better than your dog.
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  2. 01-30-2013, 05:24 AM #2
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    I sure do
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  3. 01-30-2013, 05:24 AM #3
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    I don't have a dog but my cat watches me beat off.
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    That homo would fuck me in my ass with his 3 inch AROUND cock, and I couldn't get my pussy licked ONCE...and I showered WAAAAY more than he did.
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  4. 01-30-2013, 05:26 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scott View Post
    I don't have a dog but my cat watches me beat off.
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  5. 01-30-2013, 05:45 AM #5
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    He's not there for the show; he's there for the smell.
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    Everything about me screams flaming queen.
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  6. 01-30-2013, 05:50 AM #6
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    My dog will fart and then get up as if looking for the source of the fart. After a thorough investigtion, he decides it didn't happen since he can't find the source and he will go back to sleep. He knows the secrets of popularity.
    A train leaving every night..
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  7. 01-30-2013, 06:03 AM #7
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    You don't close the door when you are in the bathroom?
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    What can I say? I love massive loads.
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  8. 01-30-2013, 06:05 AM #8
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    my dog licks up the man goo I sling on the wall
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  9. 01-30-2013, 06:06 AM #9
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    My dog might follow me into the bathroom but when he sees me ready to sit down he runs for the door.
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  10. 01-30-2013, 06:14 AM #10
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    Yeah, on occasion one or both will come in and nose around.
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  11. 01-30-2013, 06:27 AM #11
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    My Bulldog tries to lick my balls when I'm slammin mama

    I win!
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    My Bulldog tries to lick my balls when I'm slammin mama

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    You win because your dog does something more creepy than watching you take a dump or because you enjoy your dog licking your balls during intercourse? Or both?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lemmy View Post
    You win because your dog does something more creepy than watching you take a dump or because you enjoy your dog licking your balls during intercourse? Or both?

    more creepy lemmy.....lol
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  14. 01-30-2013, 07:10 AM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by Estocada View Post
    My dog will fart and then get up as if looking for the source of the fart. After a thorough investigtion, he decides it didn't happen since he can't find the source and he will go back to sleep. He knows the secrets of popularity.
    My dog farts, looks back at her ass and then gets up and leaves the room. Leaving me to suffer with the smell.
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  15. 01-30-2013, 07:12 AM #15
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    My Bulldog tries to lick my balls when I'm slammin mama

    I win!
    I wish I didn't read that..... The bulldog part, not the slammin part.
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    My dog does not like it if I watch him do his business out in the yard. He is all like "a little alone time here boss?" If he notices me looking at him.
    A train leaving every night..
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  17. 01-30-2013, 07:27 AM #17
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheri View Post
    You don't close the door when you are in the bathroom?
    Does Chiva still smoke in there?
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  18. 01-30-2013, 02:36 PM #18
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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    My Bulldog tries to lick my balls when I'm slammin mama

    I win!
    Yeah, my pit gets all weird during sexy time, too.
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