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    Exclamation ****Silver Alert**** Be on the lookout!

    A silver alert has been issued for 16-year-old Samantha Tapia from Danbury. She has black hair, brown eyes, is 5'2'' and weighs 100 lbs. If she is located, contact the Danbury police.




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    Silver Alert is for old people with Alzheimer's Disease Modeled after the Amber Alert, the Silver Alert is an emergency system in which law enforcement can broadcast regional or statewide alerts for missing seniors

    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Silver Alert is for old people with Alzheimer's Disease Modeled after the Amber Alert, the Silver Alert is an emergency system in which law enforcement can broadcast regional or statewide alerts for missing seniors
    In Connecticut, it's for mental retards too:

    CONNECTICUT SILVER ALERT SYSTEM - AN ELDERLY AND OR MENTAL IMPAIRMENT LOCATOR SYSTEM

    The Silver Alert system, effective July 1, 2009, mandates that law enforcement immediately begin searching for missing individuals who are ages 65 or older, or ages 18 and over if mentally impaired.
    Once the police receive a missing person’s report and a description of the missing person, the information is broadcast via radio, television, and electronic highway signs through the Emergency Alert System (EAS).
    The plan alerts the public as quickly as possible to the disappearance so everyone may assist in the search for the safe return of the individual. Silver Alert is similar to the Amber Alert, which is for missing children.
    During a Silver Alert, the Connecticut Department of Public Safety will:
    Notify all on-duty police officers as well as other appropriate law enforcement agencies.
    Broadcast the alert via the Emergency Alert Systerm (EAS).
    Collect, process, maintain, disseminate information to help locate missing seniors and or mentally impaired adults through the Connecticut Department of Public Safety’s Missing Person Clearinghouse under the “Missing Senior Citizen Information.”
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    thought caster fly got loose again
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    I read the title as "Shiv Alert" and started reading the post


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    You stole my thread title!

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    You stole my thread title!
    LOL.. what happened to ya reps?
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    LOL.. what happened to ya reps?

    I'm in the shitpile crew now!

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    I'm in the shitpile crew now!
    Hey that's my job.. what did you do?
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Cunt View Post
    Hey that's my job.. what did you do?

    Just being myself....I riled some old folks apparently

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    I'm in the shitpile crew now!

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    I'm already beating off to that picture of her hot titties.
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    So the geriatric is not lost again?
    ok, who writes "goo goo at a at a, fukin jew heeb"?
    "fuckyoubigot i dont like you're sig" "repeated annoying comments"

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    He'll come around...have you offered him food?

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    Quote Originally Posted by George Costanza View Post
    He'll come around...have you offered him food?
    I said to him next time he is up this way I would take on a food bank crawl... He called me a faggit
    Oh for the wings of any bird other than a battery hen....but that's the spirit of the age!

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    My only question was:

    Could they have not come up with any other picture of her, other than one with her big titties sticking out?
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    Still not found.
    Quote Originally Posted by MrWarmth View Post
    You were a lot funnier before Dawg had you neutered. Jes sayin

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