The dude answers EVERY insult or joke on him. He is gullible to a fault. Never laughs. You'd think by now he would just ignore or laugh at his haters.
He's not very bright, and takes himself very, very seriously.
Originally Posted by NotMyBro
In 50 tweets (a page worth) he says "fuck" 73 times! LOL
He's so into swearing (he must think people will perceive him as cool and tough if he swears) that he crams inappropriate curse words into sentences, just to have them represented. Like: "I don't DAMN talk like that." Or: "I do THE FUCK not."
Man he's got a CRAB HAND to jack off with. Not even that really. He admittedly fucks a bed. You ever tried to fuck a bed? A bed full of midget semen and tears? It can't be conducive to good mental health.
But seriously, I kinda think its his shtick now. I dimly remember his first few calls to the show and he seemed way more upbeat. I just always figured that they told him to dial up his anger as he became a frequent caller.He's even said on more than one occasion that his personality for the show was fake.