Elisa Jordana REJECTED by Tommy Mottola!

[MutteringJohn]

When is Elisa going to come in and ride the Simian.

[Halftree]

Simian?
If she comes in and rides Gary I am re-subscribing.

[Turkeyneck]

still not convinced it was a serious performance...I mean WTF? can she really be that fucking clueless?

[PiggyMohammad]

When is Elisa going to come in and ride the Simian.

After she rides the Sabean...

[Murphy]

[IlluminatiJones]

Yes it is a shame her dreams were crushed but she did it to herself. She received an opportunity others would kill for and treated it like a joke. She didn't" prepare, acted arrogant unfocused and unprofessional. Plus she just didnt sing well. Today was the day to deliver the goods and she failed miserably with both her singing but more important her frivolous attitude.

Yeah, if this is how she's carrying herself when she's a 0.0, what would she be like if she ever got a dose of fame?





She's completely delusional. She tried singing like she was Whitney Houston, "blacking" it up, adding extra syllables and such, when she should have been thinking "less is more".

Part of talent is knowing your talent, as well as your weaknesses, and she clearly doesn't.

Also, there are few things in this world more annoying than people who want to pick and customize their opportunities. That's not how it works, honey.

"I know you're a record company guy, but why don't you check out our comedy act instead?". WTF?!?

I like how it was Benji's fault she sucked. She seems like another one where it will never, ever, ever be her fault. The obvious-to-everybody-else-but-them answer stalks them throughout life, but they'll never get it.

It's kind of ironic that she's a complete Nanci-type. It must come with the gig.

[MarvelComics85]

Gary confirmed that Benjy's permanently off the Wrap Up Show.

Pleeeaassseee let this be 100% true, and that it will stick PERMANENTLY!!!!

I'll bet money that he's not. Then again, it wouldn't make me want to tune in any more.

By the way, nice little emoticon!

[ryanv1978]

I think Howie saw this coming and that is why he allowed Elisa to come in and perform...

now if he would only have the same self honesty when it comes to his vapid wife.

[MyLazyHand]

She was high on something, being a PITA, and stretched out simple words like "world" in "Wurrrr---errra----errra----urld."

[RumBalls]

You guys are just haters! everyone takes a bad picture. can you imagine a bad picture of us?

What an ass on her! Damn

[MyLazyHand]

What an ass on her! Damn

Benjy popped into my mind before I looked at her rear end.

[washam]

It looks like she's doing volunteer work, spending 20 minutes with an overgrown retarded and/or Make-a-Wish kid

He does look like a fucking retard. What the fuck is he wearing?

[EddyG]

I was delighted with Mottolas stick to the comedy comment he made, without even really hearing the comedy, meaning anything is better than her singing. She gave me mean comments on Twitter so fuck that ugly bitch, good from the neck down, sure, but Benjy poisoned that whole area.

[Teeney]

Yeah, if this is how she's carrying herself when she's a 0.0, what would she be like if she ever got a dose of fame?





She's completely delusional. She tried singing like she was Whitney Houston, "blacking" it up, adding extra syllables and such, when she should have been thinking "less is more".

Part of talent is knowing your talent, as well as your weaknesses, and she clearly doesn't.

Also, there are few things in this world more annoying than people who want to pick and customize their opportunities. That's not how it works, honey.

"I know you're a record company guy, but why don't you check out our comedy act instead?". WTF?!?

I like how it was Benji's fault she sucked. She seems like another one where it will never, ever, ever be her fault. The obvious-to-everybody-else-but-them answer stalks them throughout life, but they'll never get it.

It's kind of ironic that she's a complete Nanci-type. It must come with the gig.

100% agree I see on the board many people blaming benji. It was all Elisa yesterday.

[Missypooh RN]

Wow. Is this really her jawline or is it photoshopped?!?!

First thing I have to say - just having to listen to that UNBELIEVABLY HORRIBLE SONG that she admitted to WRITING was almost insufferable. All she did was repeat the same ridiculous lines OVER AND OVER...... and I agreed with Robin for sure: she was high or drunk or SOMETHING. She rambled on, talked all stupid.. I was cringing FOR Tommy Matolla yesterday - just having to sit there and listen to that awful "singing" and having to act like it's listenable must've been like torture.

How unbelievably embarrassing. For EVERYONE involved.

[Vashier]

still not convinced it was a serious performance...I mean WTF? can she really be that fucking clueless?

Yes, she really can be. That attitude screams at you the minuet you say Hi to her.

[IlluminatiJones]

still not convinced it was a serious performance...I mean WTF? can she really be that fucking clueless?

If it was a goof wouldn't it have been funny?



No matter how you slice it, it was awful:

If she was really trying it was

If she was trying to be funny it was

There is 0.0 talent and 0.0 funny there.....................and it's all wrapped in a horrible "personality".

Somebody really needs to sit her down and tell her it ain't happening for her in this life.

This was actually a positive, because now she can move on from this.

Except she won't.

[Gena]

Ive seen a handfull of people here say that some of the things benji and elisa do are sort of mocking wig and horse, their relationship, lifestyle etc. If that is so then do you think maybe wig set her up to fail as sort of a revenge thing? I mean yeah we all know she has no talent and is annoying as all hell but to do it live and see her told that she hasnt got a real chance must have made him get hard in a " ha ha bitch, serves you right" kinda way. Just a thought.

And i bet lisa g is laughing her skinny ass off at it , hell she prolly came from the sheer joy of it all.

[Vashier]

Ive seen a handfull of people here say that some of the things benji and elisa do are sort of mocking wig and horse, their relationship, lifestyle etc. If that is so then do you think maybe wig set her up to fail as sort of a revenge thing? I mean yeah we all know she has no talent and is annoying as all hell but to do it live and see her told that she hasnt got a real chance must have made him get hard in a " ha ha bitch, serves you right" kinda way. Just a thought.

And i bet lisa g is laughing her skinny ass off at it , hell she prolly came from the sheer joy of it all.

/thread

[BenBas]

I thought the "bit" was pretty funny actually!
Benjy hard at work no doubt writing it...
the interview was AMAZING!!!! Bringing Elisa in for an "audition" was VERY funny!!! IMO

Thing is....they played the WRONG SONG IMO....should have played "Online Sweetheart" for TM...
I LOVE THAT SONG! IT's a sweet song! Has a quirky fun sound and I LOVE IT!!! (it stays with you and u tend to sing it all day....sort of like the "When I see Beth Smile" song!! same thing)
PERFECT Valentine's Day song.....with clever marketing Benjy & Elisa SHOULD do something to market the song for
commercials etc....for VD DAY!

ps...do I have to think of everything??

thank you
peace & love